'After Trump appoints sleazy Matt Gaetz as attorney general, get ready for law and disorder'

The Mirror's US exertion Christopher Bucktin reports connected the champion of the astir bizarre it-could-only-happen-in-the-USA stories successful his The Buck Stops Here column. This week, much jaw-dropping, head-scratching appointments from Trump, and a super-sized drawback disconnected the seashore of Norway

It has to beryllium a dare, surely. In a twist Hollywood could not script, President-elect Donald Trump has tapped sleazy Matt Gaetz for his caller lawyer general.

The MAGA fanboy, celebrated for his relentless Trump loyalty – and a past of dodging morals probes – is thrilled astatine the appointment. After all, what amended mode to extremity an probe into allegations of underage enactment trafficking than to oversee the section that runs them?

Armed with a instrumentality degree, a colourful CV, and zero prosecutorial experience, Gaetz is acceptable to leap into the role. Senate confirmation hearings are bound to be... unforgettable if thing else.

A radical of Norwegian trawlermen hoping to drawback halibut got a spot much than they bargained for. Casting their nets disconnected the seashore of Tromso, they thought they were landing a bumper haul.

Instead, they netted a 115-metre, nuclear-powered US onslaught submarine.

The sportfishing unit had accidentally hooked the USS Virginia, implicit with cruise missiles.

But the submariner squad – twentysomethings seemingly little observant than your mean fisherman – had nary hint they had been hauling the ship’s nett for 2 nautical miles earlier idiosyncratic noticed.

Talk astir the 1 that got away.

The US Department of Defense faced ridicule this week aft the F-35 Joint Program Office celebrated Veterans Day with an representation of a Chinese aircraft.

Instead of showcasing American firepower, their station “honouring those who served” accidentally featured a level from their enemy. It has since been deleted, but screenshots unrecorded on.

California constabulary main Michael Dorsey took to societal media to support detectives who pressured a antheral connected medicine for accent and precocious humor unit to confess to sidesplitting his begetter – a murder that ne'er adjacent happened.

The elder brass – with a brass cervix to lucifer – brushed disconnected the contention by saying: “Nobody’s perfect.”

In his post, Mr Dorsey argued that it was perfectly ineligible to usage “ruses” to get accusation from suspects. Yeah, but it helps if there’s an existent transgression first. The missing Mr Dorsey Sr was aboriginal recovered live and well.