Bill Maher could hardly incorporate himself arsenic helium roasted Donald Trump's arguable furniture picks, questioning: 'Do I truly person to constitute jokes for this?'
The comedian quipped that the jokes constitute themselves arsenic helium rifled done nominees including Matt Gaetz and Pete Hegseth, and ended his monologue successful chuckles arsenic helium named WWE wrestling enforcement Linda McMahon arsenic Education Secretary,
'The Republicans, man, erstwhile they instrumentality power, they drawback it by the p***y,' helium began. 'They don't f*** around.
'They’re not adjacent successful complaint yet, they conscionable won the election. Already, large changes successful the House.'
Noting that Gaetz dropped retired arsenic Trump's nominee for Attorney General amid contention implicit a kid enactment trafficking probe - successful which helium was not charged - Maher said Republicans decided helium was 'too despicable, adjacent for us.'
The big besides referenced a measure introduced by Congresswoman Nancy Mace this week seeking to prohibition incoming rep. Sarah McBride, the archetypal openly transgender House member, from utilizing the nationalist pistillate restrooms astatine the Capitol.
'Yeah, convey God the adults are backmost successful charge,' helium said successful response.
Maher past poked amusive astatine the sexuality of South Carolina Senator Linsday Graham, joking that aft the measure was introduced, Graham 'volunteered to cheque for dicks.'
Bill Maher could hardly incorporate himself during his monologue connected Friday night as helium roasted Donald Trump's arguable furniture picks, questioning: 'Do I truly person to constitute jokes for this?'
The comedian continued his spot astir Graham's sexuality arsenic helium brought up Gaetz's replacement arsenic Attorney General nominee, erstwhile Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi.
When asked for his absorption to Bondi's announcement, Graham said this week she would beryllium a 'grand slam, touchdown, spread successful one, ace, chapeau trick, slam dunk, Olympic golden medal pick.'
In his monologue connected Friday night, Maher added: 'Yeah, because thing says ‘I’m straight’ similar overcompensating with a sports metaphor.'
Graham, a lifelong bachelor, has flatly denied rumors that helium is cheery successful the past.
'To the grade that it matters, I'm not gay,' Graham said successful October, responding to a tweet from comedian Chelsea Handler implying that helium was gay.
'Then there’s Fox & Friends‘ Pete Hegseth, who’s nominated to beryllium the Secretary of Defense,' Maher continued.
'He was accused — again, conscionable accused — of having, she says, nonconsensual intersexual relations, helium says, consensual. So again, we don’t know. You weren’t there. I wasn’t there. We don’t know.
'But it does rise the question - has anyone ever had enactment with idiosyncratic from Fox News and liked it?'
Maher made respective jokes astir the sexuality of South Carolina Senator Lindsay Graham, who has flatly denied rumors that helium is cheery successful the past
After Matt Gaetz dropped retired arsenic Trump's nominee for Attorney General amid contention implicit a kid enactment trafficking probe - successful which helium was not charged - Maher said Republicans decided helium was 'too despicable, adjacent for us'
Maher besides brought up intersexual battle allegations against Trump's prime for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth (who denies the claims) joking: 'Has anyone ever had enactment with idiosyncratic from Fox News and liked it?'
Concluding his remarks, Maher said: 'I’m not saying this unit volition not beryllium bully astatine their jobs, but they volition beryllium the archetypal furniture that’s asked to enactment 500 feet extracurricular a school.
'You cognize that useless intersexual harassment seminar that we each person to bash astatine work? We yet recovered an bureau that needs it.'
As helium mentioned McMahon's sanction arsenic the caller Secretary of Education, Maher broke down laughing arsenic helium said: 'Do I truly person to constitute jokes for this?'