Children arsenic young arsenic 9 are being investigated by constabulary for calling each different names, it has emerged.
Officers person logged "non-crime hatred incidents" including a superior schoolhouse kid who called a classmate a "retard".
Two secondary schoolhouse girls who said that different pupil smelled "like fish" were besides recorded arsenic having committed a NCHI.
Freedom of accusation requests revealed that constabulary forces are confused by authorities guidance connected the contented and are being over-zealous successful signaling insignificant incidents.
NCHIs are lone expected to beryllium recorded if they are "clearly motivated by intentional hostility" and determination is simply a existent accidental of "causing important harm oregon a transgression offence".
FOI requests revealed much than 13,200 hatred incidents were recorded successful the 12 months to June crossed 45 of Britain's constabulary forces.
Chris Philp, the shadiness location caput and a erstwhile policing minister, said: "These examples are evidently wholly absurd.
"Pursuing these sorts of incidents is simply a full discarded of constabulary time. They should beryllium concentrating connected criminals.
"It risks having a chilling effect connected escaped speech, 1 of the cardinal values of this country.
"Police should lone grounds incidents wherever determination is simply a wide and genuine hazard that the behaviour successful question could pb to an existent transgression being committed."
School children are not the lone targets arsenic the writer Allison Pearson said she was being investigated astir a a station connected X, formerly known arsenic Twitter.
Pearson, 64, claimed 2 Essex Police officers turned up astatine her doorway astatine 9.40am connected Remembrance Sunday to pass her she was being investigated implicit a station connected X from a twelvemonth ago.
The award-winning writer said she was inactive successful her dressing gown erstwhile 1 serviceman astatine the doorway said "I was accused of a non-crime hatred incident. It was to bash with thing I had posted connected X a twelvemonth ago. A YEAR ago? Yes. Stirring up radical hatred apparently'.
Essex constabulary denied they were investigating an NCHI but whether her station was an offence nether the Public Order Act that was "likely oregon intended to origin radical hatred".
Sir Keir Starmer's spokesperson said that the Home Office was reviewing guidance to equilibrium "the close to escaped speech" and guarantee that constabulary could woody with issues "that substance most" to communities.
However, helium said it was important that constabulary recorded non-crime hatred incidents wherever "proportionate and necessary".
The latest codification of signifier states that hatred incidents successful schools that bash not magnitude to crimes should beryllium referred to "the schoolhouse absorption team" and nary constabulary grounds made.
Humberside constabulary which has recorded incidents against children said it took hatred related incidental earnestly and recorded them "where appropriate".
West Yorkshire constabulary which has besides logged complaints against children said its transgression signaling was judged arsenic outstanding by His Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary.