Dave Portnoy: Kansas City Chiefs would lose to Tom Brady's New England Patriots... and this is why

Describing himself arsenic a 'Patriots historian,' Barstool founder and Massachusetts autochthonal Dave Portnoy offered what helium sees arsenic definitive impervious that Tom Brady-era New England would bushed these Kansas City Chiefs if they ever went head-to-head.

'I respect the Chiefs,' the diehard Patriots instrumentality said successful a video posted connected X. 'I've ne'er had a occupation with greatness. I hump greatness. [Patrick] Mahomes is great. This Chiefs squad is great. If they triumph the Super Bowl this year, I deliberation you tin accidental this is the top play of each clip – a one-loss season, a three-peat.'

'You could reason it's the greats dynasty of each clip by winning 3 successful a row, which nobody's done,' helium added, botching the past acquisition somewhat.

While it's existent that nary squad has won 3 consecutive Super Bowls, the Green Bay Packers did seizure 3 consecutive NFL crowns connected 2 occasions anterior to the NFL-AFL merger successful 1970.

Then Portnoy gets to the crux of the video: 'Who would triumph connected the field, the [Brady-era] Patriots oregon the Chiefs?'

Portnoy's effect to his rhetorical question was reasonably predictable.

'The Patriots obviously' helium said. 'I won't perceive immoderate different arguments. It's beauteous cleanable cut.

'And here's the thing. I don't person to guess, I don't person to hypothesize, I don't person to database the players. They play each other. The coaches, the quarterbacks, they person a record.'

Portnoy past recited Brady's postseason grounds against Chiefs backmost Patrick Mahomes, which includes 1 playoff triumph with the Patriots and a Super Bowl triumph implicit Kansas City with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

'And the facts are, [Brady] ne'er mislaid to Patrick Mahomes successful the playoffs,' Portnoy said. 'He bushed him successful the Super Bowl with the Bucs. He's intelligibly the amended quarterback. The Patriots went into Arrowhead, bushed Mahomes, went connected to triumph a Super Bowl. 2-0. Can't reason that. Tom Brady has played Patrick Mahomes successful the playoffs twice, erstwhile successful Kansas City, bushed his brains successful twice. That volition ne'er change.'

And if that statement wasn't convincing enough, Portnoy past recited erstwhile Patriots manager Bill Belichick's head-to-head grounds against erstwhile Philadelphia Eagles manager and existent Chiefs manager Andy Reid.

'They met each different 3 times successful the playoffs,' Portnoy said, referring to Super Bowl XXXIX and a brace of Patriots-Chiefs playoff games astatine the extremity of the 2015 and 2019 seasons.

'All 3 times, Belichick bushed him,' Portnoy said. 'Beat him successful the Super Bowl erstwhile Andy Reid was [with] the Eagles and Eagles puked each implicit themselves. Donovan McNabb virtually puking, that's a reflection of Andy Reid: puking.'

McNabb, the erstwhile Eagles quarterback, was caught vomiting during Super Bowl XXXIX – thing he'd besides done years earlier during his assemblage days astatine Syracuse.

Portnoy past concluded his less-than-scientific argument.

'I tin unrecorded with 'well, this is the top run,' but erstwhile you comparison teams, like, if they played successful the aforesaid era, the aforesaid time, Chiefs person nary Super Bowls and Patriots person them all,' Portnoy said.

'Hopefully that clears it up and that's 1 storyline we don't person to woody with this week.'

With a Super Bowl LIX triumph implicit Eagles, Mahomes volition person 4 full titles to his name.

For comparison, Brady was already 37 by the clip helium won his 4th Super Bowl successful 2014.

Of course, helium would miraculously triumph 3 Lombardy Trophies successful his 40s, the past of which came arsenic a subordinate of the Bucs against Mahomes and the Chiefs.