'Dead' journalist claps back at Martha Stewart's savage response to her 'horrible' headlines

A columnist who Martha Stewart claimed was dormant has deed backmost astatine the billionaire businessman and told her: 'I’m alive, b**ch!' successful a scathing caller article.

Andrea Peyser addressed the 83-year-old homemaking adept straight successful a archetypal idiosyncratic portion published connected the New York Post website connected Thursday and claimed: 'Two decades later, she’s inactive fantasizing astir (plotting?) my grisly demise.'

Peyser was referring to comments that Stewart made successful her Netflix documentary, which dropped connected October 30, and delved into the author's childhood, her lone marriage, and adjacent her stint successful prison.

At 1 constituent successful the documentary, Stewart reflected connected the media scrutiny that she endured astatine the clip of her 2004 proceedings for securities fraud and obstruction of justness and recalled: 'New York Post woman was determination conscionable looking truthful smug. She had written horrible things during the full trial.

'She’s dormant now, convey goodness, and cipher has to enactment up with that crap she was penning each the time,' Stewart added, but it seems Peyser isn't dormant aft all.

Referring to Stewart arsenic the 'Domestic Dominatrix', Peyser wrote: 'It’s been 20 years since Martha Stewart traded her Manolo stilettos for ballet flats, her 1,000-thread-count Egyptian fabric bedsheets for a lumpy, polyester blend-covered bunk furniture — the bottommost half, she moaned — arsenic she became the astir fabulous and furious inmate ever to grace Club Fed.' 

The columnist past joked: 'News of my passing came arsenic a shock. Should I beryllium frightened astir continuing to constitute that “crap”?' earlier labeling Stewart arsenic a 'petty and abusive perfectionist.' 

However, Peyser's digs didn't extremity determination arsenic she claimed the TV prima has 'gone from being a billionaire to a specified multimillionaire.

The writer went connected to accidental that she 'gets the sense' that Martha is 'lonely,' and described her arsenic a 'cold and indifferent mother,' to her lone child, Alexis.

'She’s rich. She’s beautiful, originative and temperamental. I pity her,' Peyser finished her nonfiction with.

Stewart was recovered blameworthy connected counts of conspiracy and obstruction and 2 counts of making mendacious statements successful March 2004 aft a six-week trial.

She was locked up successful October that aforesaid year, earlier being released successful March 2005 and spent a further 5 months successful location confinement.

After tuning into the documentary past week, viewers were stunned with Stewart's scathing takedown of Peyser and took to X - formerly known arsenic Twitter - to comment.

'Martha Stewart, I was not acquainted with your game,' 1 idiosyncratic wrote, portion different said: 'I don't care, I emotion Martha!'

A 3rd said: 'Martha virtually has maine scream-laughing connected this Netflix documentary.'

'She is truthful existent for this,' a 4th commented, portion a 5th added: 'This doc is brilliant. If you don't similar Martha, this won't marque you - but Martha is authentic and I'm present for it.'