Fatboy Slim slams ‘sick’ Oasis ticket prices and reveals band he ‘really f*****g hates’

FATBOY SLIM, alias Norman Cook, has had a popular astatine Oasis summons prices – branding them “sick”.

The DJ reckons the arguable dynamic pricing method, which sees the outgo of tickets emergence if request is there, is simply a rip-off for fans.

When asked astir Liam and Noel Gallagher's reunion gigs, helium said: “The lone occupation I person got is with scalping the fans.

"That dynamic pricing, that is ripping disconnected the fans. It is similar auct-ioning tickets due to the fact that you cognize they are doing well.

“It is atrocious capable with the touts doing it, but the existent promoter and set doing it, it is sick.

“As acold arsenic I know, it has ne'er happened connected my watch. I get a accidental connected making tickets, connected the whole, cheap. I ever say, ‘Let’s person a just price’.

“Ticket prices are truthful exorbitant. It is conscionable nett for radical who are very, precise affluent already — and that is for the bands and the promoters.

"I can’t spot however you tin warrant making it adjacent much expensive, conscionable due to the fact that you cognize you person got a gig that everybody wants to spell to.”

But helium added of the Oasis reunion: “When you are successful a band, and it is your archetypal band, you spell done thing which is similar losing your virginity — oregon your archetypal emotion affair.

“I americium definite determination is simply a infinitesimal erstwhile you think, ‘Let’s hide the hatchet and get immoderate of that aged magic back’. Financially, for a batch of people, if they tally retired of money, I tin spot wherefore they would bash that.”

Norman, whose ain UK circuit starts connected Friday, besides praised Coldplay, contempt claiming helium hates them. He said: “I truly f*g hatred Coldplay.

At least, I did until they announced their caller arena circuit and they announced they are giving 10 per cent of the full summons prices for the full tour, which volition assistance support smaller venues going.

“That is the dynamic pricing you should beryllium having. They are not making tons of money, they conscionable privation to survive. They conscionable emotion to spot stone n’n’ roll.

“New bands person to person determination to come.”

I CAN uncover fans volition beryllium capable to spot Liam and Noel and the set successful Japan and respective dates crossed Asia, arsenic they’re acceptable to denote caller dates imminently.

They archetypal toured Japan successful 1994, are immense there. A root said: “The venues are booked and promo worldly is being prepped. Oasis person a monolithic Japanese fanbase.”

An Oasis spokesperson declined to comment. But my root added: “It’s besides a large imaginable for fans who person failed to get tickets successful the UK, to question to Japan.”

I’d defo beryllium keen.

Chloe's Family Affair to end

CHLOE MADELEY and James Haskell's ITV world amusement A Family Affair has been shelved aft the mates split.

The archetypal series, which aired past autumn, got rave reviews, but telly insiders archer maine that some Chloe and accumulation bosses decided not to prosecute a 2nd season.

Chloe and James, who stock girl Bodhi, two, are successfully co-parenting but are besides hectic with work.

An insider tells me: “They discussed much filming, but Chloe is truly engaged with her idiosyncratic grooming business and James is engaged DJing, so, logistically it would beryllium difficult.

“They’ve remained amicable, truthful they’re conscionable navigating moving guardant peacefully and throwing cameras into the premix to effort to seizure play didn’t look the astir evident option.

"Chloe loves her fittingness vocation and isn’t that focused connected telly close now.”

ITV declined to comment.

MICHAEL OWEN has revealed helium is pleased that his Love Island girl Gemma is yet moving retired of the £4million household home.

But she’s not flying acold from the nest successful North Wales – conscionable to a cottage successful the garden.

England football fable Michael said: “Gemma and I get connected great, we’re precise similar. But we’re not excessively compatible astir the house, let’s enactment it that way.

“I cognize what volition extremity up happening – she’ll extremity up walking down for meal and we’ll ne'er get escaped of her.”

Speaking astatine Peacocks’ enactment play motorboat successful London, marque ambassador Michael added that helium feels protective implicit Gemma’s dating life.

He said: “I thought erstwhile I was 20, ‘Oh erstwhile I person a kid, I’ll beryllium a chill dad,’ but you get older, you get wiser.”