From lingerie clad ladies to accidental drug deliveries and interrupting sex sessions – the secret life of a postie

A SEPARATED dad-of-five, Scott Bees, 35, from Ely, Cardiff, worked arsenic a Royal Mail postman for 4 years, but is present a assemblage student.

As it was revealed, posties were the assemblage astir apt to cheat, helium gave a warts and each look down the scenes to Anna Roberts: 

JUMPING retired of the van and grabbing my loaded station container I felt a surge of pride.

After 2 months grooming arsenic a ‘floater’, filling successful erstwhile different posties were disconnected sick, I’d finally  been fixed my archetypal regular round.

I was 24, joined and had yet got the stamp of support - I had a Royal Mail circular and I was getting to cognize the regulars I delivered to.

But I soon realised being a postman wasn't conscionable astir letters drops and parcel handovers. Instead I was initiated into a satellite of scantily clad ladies, enactment huffy pensioners and topless titillation.

Red lingerie and lippy astatine 9am

Most radical are not astatine location erstwhile you present their post. And if they are, they usually reply the doorway successful casual apparel oregon PJs, a casual ‘thanks’.

Not truthful Betty*, a pistillate successful her 40s, who was the talk of the sorting office. 

She lived successful a beauteous terraced location successful the country of Cardiff wherever I delivered. At first, I didn’t cognize what had deed maine but conscionable 1 week into my caller circular her beforehand doorway swung unfastened arsenic I passed. 

Looking up, I did a treble take.

Because alternatively of trackie bottoms and a hoodie she was clad successful reddish lingerie, heels and agleam reddish lippie. 

I had obscurity to look arsenic I muttered ‘here’s your station ma’am’, practically threw her letters astatine her and raced off.

The next clip I saw her she was wearing apparel that were adjacent racier - a lacy gown and suspenders. 

The lads were successful hysterics aft I told them… but by a fewer months successful we were steadfast pals though thing untoward happened. I was a joined man!

Have you got my package?

Viv* was successful her 50s and each fewer weeks would get a parcel.

One week I knocked connected her doorway and alternatively of her accustomed sensible shoes, plaid skirts and buttoned up garment she was wearing a silky gown. 

Somewhat taken aback, I handed her a package. ‘Pop connected the level Scott,’ she asked, truthful I did. 

That’s erstwhile I got the daze of my life. Because she treated maine to the afloat monty earlier saying ‘I really privation your package.’

I thanked her earlier reminding her I was married, hoping she’d get the message. I don’t deliberation she did arsenic I got a alternatively rude-shaped container of Christmas chocolates. Looking back, it was intersexual battle - and bang retired of order. 

Dope delivery

With the acheronian web a immense root of drugs - and dealers delivering them via the Royal Mail, I realise I must’ve accidentally delivered my just stock of Class As, Bs and Cs.

But determination was lone 1 juncture that it was rather truthful obvious.

Sitting successful my van astatine the commencement of my circular I noticed a alternatively unusual odor from my station bag.

I started sniffing and wrong seconds discovered it was coming from a ample padded envelope.

Feeling the contents I heavy suspected it was cannabis leaves. The code was destined for a artifact of flats.

The odor was overpowering. We’re evidently not allowed to present amerciable drugs truthful I rang my brag who told maine to popular it successful integrative and bring it back. The police were called.

That anecdote was surely a story. When I told the different posties they nodded and said ‘we accidentally present much drugs than the section Boots.’

Bang connected time

You larn a batch astir people’s enactment lives erstwhile you’re a postie. 

One day, arsenic I delivered to a five-storey artifact of flats, I heard large sounds coming from an upstairs bedroom.

It wasn't a shriek for assistance but a regularly banging dependable interspersed with ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’. Two radical were decidedly having a bully time. But I had signed a missive to beryllium delivered - truthful I knocked connected the doorway and braced myself.

The thumping stopped and the doorway was opened by a bloke wholly starkers - with his subordinate lasting to afloat attention. ‘Alright?’ helium said successful a wide South Walian accent. ‘Alright,’ I replied.

Then helium added: ‘Bet I’m having a amended time than you.’ earlier grabbing the parcel, flashing his bum and closing the door.

With love, honey

On the circular you soon cognize which houses get tons of parcels and it makes you curious.

I started noticing a petite brunette successful her aboriginal 30s getting astir 10 parcels a week.

Out of curiosity I asked 1 of the sorting bureau staffers if they noticed it too. 

That led to guffaws… it turned retired determination was history there!

The erstwhile postman had been funny and Googled the instrumentality address: enactment artifact website Love Honey.

The adjacent clip I dropped disconnected her delivery, I winked erstwhile I handed implicit the post.

‘You person a nice time love,’ I cheekily added. She looked astatine the parcel and blushed.

I delivered much than 220 parcels to her that twelvemonth each successful the aforesaid benignant of packaging. 

Maybe she was a concealed enactment artifact reviewer? Or possibly she had a concealed beingness connected OnlyFans. I ne'er asked and she ne'er told me.