GREG GUTFELD: Democrats have always lived in a fantasy world when it comes to crime

I know. I know. Hard to judge you're seeing this, isn't it? Happy Thursday, everyone. So, did you spot Brett Baier interviewed Kamala Harris past night, Yeah. Kamala did truthful bad, FEMA gave her $750. Harris did truthful bad, Jimmy Carter woke up and demanded his ballot back. Kamala did truthful bad, Tim Walz would person changeable himself, but helium can't load a gun. Harris did truthful bad, Doug Emhoff can't get immoderate nannies to instrumentality his calls. 

By the way, we really got video of Kamala driving aft it was over. Here she is. You know, it was reported that Kamala showed up for the interrogation astir 20 minutes late, but she came arsenic soon arsenic she finished blessed hour. On the upside, it gave Bret clip to springiness his hairsbreadth 2 much coats of shellack. You did a large job. 

When Baier asked Harris erstwhile she knew astir Biden's intelligence decline, she replied that 'Joe Biden is not connected the ballot.' Yes, he's not connected the ballot due to the fact that of his intelligence decline. That's similar erstwhile asked, "when did you archetypal cognize you ran implicit a crossing guard?" And you answer, "it doesn't matter. He's dormant now." 

'The View's' Sonny Hostin said that Harris went into the belly of the beast, starring viewers to momentarily deliberation she was eaten by Whoopi Goldberg. Moving on.

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 According to a caller survey, 25% of Gen Zers person brought their parents to a occupation interview. Who would bash specified a thing? And finally, YaYa Is that however you accidental it? Who cares? He's dead. Yahya Sinwar, the mastermind of the October 7th massacre successful Israel has been killed by the IDF. Our condolences spell retired to his loved ones. In your look sympathizers!

Okay truthful the FBI has softly changed its nationalist transgression statistics. And it's not due to the fact that Hunter Biden had a blistery weekend. Originally, the FBI said convulsive transgression fell successful 2022 by 2.1%. But arsenic John Lott astatine RealClear Investigations recovered out, the FBI has present revised those numbers. Apparently, the stats were much fudged than Brian Stelter's fingertips. He's fat. Instead of convulsive transgression going down by 2%, it really went up by 4.5%. That's a bigger plaything than the 1 Joy Behar installed implicit her bed. How other is she going to get up? 

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Now, this 4.5% summation is connected apical of the already rising crime. But successful an effort to gaslight america into reasoning the tide was turning, they lied. There was much convulsive transgression connected apical of the mayhem we already endured. The libs not lone flunk math, but morals arsenic well. Up is down. Down is up. If libs ever started designing elevators we're ******.

Now, we got a batch of Dems watching and I privation to marque definite that they get it. Because for months they've told america convulsive transgression has gone down since Biden was elected. Maybe they were confusing transgression with his assemblage temperature, but they told america that, similar the railing astir Joe's toilet, his policies were making things safer. ABCs' David Muir really stopped Trump during past month's statement to close him connected the transgression stats. 

VIOLENT CRIMES HAVE INCREASED UNDER BIDEN-HARRIS ADMIN DESPITE DEMS' DENIALS: EXPERT

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So wherefore did Muir bash that? Perhaps it was Muir's archetypal threesome. And feeling near out, helium was compelled to insert himself into the action. Such a weird joke. But helium took it upon himself to statement the Republican, which happens successful each debate. And it would person been good if possibly helium was right. But helium wasn't. 

But each the Democrats are telling is convulsive transgression is down. They were wrong. It's a weird phenomenon. Democrats assertion transgression is down, but each clip determination is simply a shooting successful America, they telephone for much weapon control. If the Dems could they'd privation you to judge Tren De Aragua is simply a fancy marque of bottled water. It's a gang. Fact is, Democrats person ever lived successful a phantasy satellite erstwhile it comes to crime. When it comes to fooling themselves, they're arsenic honorable arsenic Doug Emhoff telling a nanny, I'll lone enactment it successful a little. Just look astatine this CNN sheet the different time openly baffled that there's specified a happening arsenic the Ferguson effect. 

No, the Ferguson effect is simply a existent thing. The George Floyd effect is simply a existent thing. CNN has covered this existent happening before, which is impervious that adjacent their employees don't ticker their crap. 

Get this, the Ferguson Effect denier, Abby Phillip adjacent wrote astir it erstwhile she was astatine the Washington Post. Yet present she pretends she's ne'er heard of it. Why? 

The information is, erstwhile you demonize constabulary and punish them for doing their jobs convulsive transgression goes up faster than my humor unit does erstwhile I person to stock an elevator with Judge Jeanine. 

So transgression went up, not down. But Dems ever get 2 antithetic things confused. It's the aforesaid occupation they person with bathrooms. Which 1 gets potpourri and which 1 gets penises? And arsenic always, libs who unrecorded successful a bubble are ever astonished erstwhile idiosyncratic bursts it. No wonderment spot successful bequest media is little than Tim Walz's sperm count. 

A caller Gallup canvass recovered that lone 31% spot the media to beryllium close adjacent a just magnitude and 36% person nary spot astatine all. So successful the end, bequest media has nary mode to woody with facts. So they conscionable unopen it down similar a nationalist bath erstwhile they spot Jerry Nadler approaching. They unopen it down. Go. Nadler. Don't go, Nadler. 

But they'll unopen you down and they outcry you down. They request to strenuously cull world due to the fact that their worldview can't past interaction with the truth. They're similar Kamala past nighttime oregon Kamala each night. And they request to beryllium truthful smug astir it due to the fact that different the shame would crush them. Look, ballot for whoever you want, but if it's based connected a clump of lies, it's not our responsibility for reminding you. In fact, you mightiness accidental it's our job. Maybe David Muir should springiness it a try.