GREG GUTFELD: For Democrats, politics is upstream from everything

So, we're 1 week retired from Election Day, and 1 mode oregon another, idiosyncratic is going to triumph this thing. It's not going to extremity successful a necktie similar shot oregon the hottest abs successful the Cancun contention I should person won past year. Right now, the polls are razor-thin, astatine slightest according to the lying, spineless f---weeds successful the media. Because if you compared the polls to communal sense, you'd deliberation we're successful 2 antithetic worlds. There's a celebratory vibe connected 1 broadside and sheer bats--- craziness connected the other. How tin it beryllium tied if 1 broadside is acting truthful desperate? I mean, we're having fun, and they're having seizures calling you Hitler. 

The Wall Street Journal says "America is having a panic onslaught implicit the election." Sure. But is it truly a some sides benignant of thing? It seems each 4 years we lone get much polarized. Hell, I retrieve the bully aged days erstwhile Randi Weingarten and I utilized to play men's doubles. Not anymore. Too overmuch hate. So what are we going to bash erstwhile it's over? How does a idiosyncratic travel backmost from calling you a Nazi? It's going to marque it truly awkward astatine your nephew's barroom mitzvah. So let's accidental you enactment Trump and helium wins. How are you going to react? You'll astir apt gloat a little. I'll astir apt nonstop the formed of The View a truckload of hogs to comfortableness eat. 

Maybe you'll bash an extremity portion dance. But, you know, determination volition beryllium immoderate earnestly ticked disconnected radical if Trump wins. Hell, they're ticked disconnected already. And if we see caller history, it's wholly imaginable they'll riot if Trump wins. Which is wherefore I person already boarded up my grandparents. You remember D.C. successful 2017 erstwhile Trump was inaugurated and the adjacent 4 years were conscionable 1 long, tense breakdown connected the left? Just inquire the quality tampon, Tim Walz. For him, burning down his metropolis was considered escaped speech. His woman loves the smell, which doesn't accidental overmuch for his assemblage spray. And we're already seeing however libs behave erstwhile they deliberation Trump mightiness win.

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You know, screaming astatine a literal babe is not the benignant of happening you bash erstwhile you're confident of victory. Well, unless you're going to triumph a paternity test. But we spot the aforesaid hysteria regular connected TV. Right, Whoopi?

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: What we heard astatine that rally should beryllium capable to shingle folks awake due to the fact that he's talking astir you. He's talking astir you and us. He's not going to, you know, say, oh, you're with the achromatic guy. I'm going to support you from being deport...No, he's going to deport you and enactment the achromatic feline with idiosyncratic else, the antheral is retired there.

That's not brainsick astatine all. Seriously, did idiosyncratic spike her sack of oats? It gets adjacent worse erstwhile Morning Joe and The View collide similar a 20-foot septic motortruck hitting a porta potty.

MSNBC big Mika Brzezinski: Nobody gets a walk trashing America. Yeah. Puerto Rican Americans. Nobody gets a pass. Degrading people. Nobody gets a pass. Threatening his enemies with utilizing the subject gets against them. Nobody gets a walk connected inciting an insurrection. Nobody gets a walk connected saying helium fancies Hitler and wants to person generals similar his. Nobody gets a walk connected insulting veterans and saying those who died for our state are suckers and losers; but for convicted felon Donald Trump.

She needs a walk to the psych ward. These people, they're not well. And if they can't grip themselves now, ideate successful a week's time. It's benignant of bittersweet that each we tin bash is anticipation the wide freak retired won't beryllium excessively atrocious this time. But what astir the flip broadside of that coin? What if Kamala wins? Well, libs person little to interest astir from us. January 6th was a one-off. Unlike the Democrats' unending tumult during the Trump years. By the way, Kudlow's extremity to put successful plywood truly paid off. 

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Of course, there's going to beryllium a batch of grumbling, and I told you so's. But the panic has little to bash with pro-Trumpers and everything to bash with the different side. If Trump loses, God forbid, you, the spectator whitethorn beryllium sad, you mightiness instrumentality it hard, but you ever bounce backmost due to the fact that your beingness is prioritized. Don't hide that. Family, friends, God, work, authorities for you is downstream from that. But for Democrats, authorities is upstream from everything. Which is wherefore Dems say they'd ne'er adjacent day idiosyncratic from a antithetic governmental party. Which is fine. Most Republican men don't similar women with penises. Most. 

For the Dems, authorities has polluted each portion of their lives. And if you judge that powerfulness underscores each behavior, which is the left's ideology, past adjacent friendships are transactional. It makes the existent satellite smaller, for they miss retired connected different radical who aren't similar them. They larn thing but to hate. But you dainty authorities differently. You dainty it similar a container of junk that you instrumentality retired of the closet each fewer years, and you support it distant from the kids, distant from nationalist gatherings, and you never, ever instrumentality it to work. 

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Jan 6 aside, Republicans cognize however to person a bully time. Lively rallies, hilarious memes, relentlessly escaped speech. Hell, we adjacent changed Joe's sanction to Brandon. Which sucks. Well, it sucks for him. He was already having a hellhole of a clip remembering his existent name. Either way, we're going to fig retired no substance who wins. The president isn't the king of America, and we're not his oregon her oregon their/them subjects. Whether we suffer oregon win, that connection is large and precise clear. 

Former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris. (Photo illustration) (Fox News)

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The media, the bureaucrats, the corrupt institutions, the elites, they got to recognize that we got their number. And I'm hoping that fig is bigger than theirs adjacent week. But if it's not, it's OK due to the fact that we're conscionable getting warmed up.