GREG GUTFELD: Trump's triggering foreign leaders like a quarter pounder at a PETA rally

GREG GUTFELD: So, however astir that rocket motorboat yesterday? Elon Musk and President Trump? Watch the Starship instrumentality disconnected from a metropolis called Boca Chica, which is Spanish for tiny mouth. But portion the incoming president celebrated the rocket taking disconnected to cheering crowds, the outgoing president took disconnected arsenic good to a antithetic benignant of clamor.

You know, usually erstwhile radical shriek astatine Joe similar that, they say, 'Sir, that's a houseplant, not a toilet.' But wherefore was helium successful specified a hurry? Maybe helium truly had to spell – literally. 

And truthful it's a communicative of 2 takeoffs. One is simply a thrust to space. Another, a thrust to the remainder home. But Trump isn't traveling alone. The satellite seems to beryllium on for the ride. It's comic – conscionable a fewer weeks ago, Trump was a menace to satellite bid erstwhile the lone menace we truly faced was Joe Biden mistaking our children for dinner. But present overseas leaders are abruptly making nice. 

Australia's ambassador to America had antecedently called Trump the astir destructive president successful past – but present he's congratulating him and looking guardant to moving intimately with him. No wonderment the Aussies invented the boomerang, up successful Canada. Their archetypal trans premier minister, Justin Trudeau, abruptly cracked down connected unchecked immigration. He was talking pugnacious determination for a portion – until idiosyncratic showed him this picture. 

Former Acting Director of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Thomas Homan speaks during the 3rd time of the 2024 Republican National Convention astatine the Fiserv Forum successful Milwaukee, Wisconsin, connected July 17, 2024. (ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS/AFP via Getty Images)

Down successful Mexico, lefty President Claudia Sheinbaum wouldn't adjacent admit Trump's candidacy connected Election Day. Sheinbaum, Mexico has a Jewish president. Maybe she'll hold to Trump gathering a Wailing Wall. You cognize that gag doesn't merit you. 

Then Trump said helium would marque nationalist the quality that America had connected Mexican politicians – successful furniture with cartels. Suddenly, Sheinbaum is cracking down connected her ain borderline – but soon Claudia mightiness beryllium welcoming 10 cardinal radical who should look familiar. Get acceptable for an influx of gangs, cause dealers and adjacent worse, washed-up celebs.

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Trump's triggering lefty overseas leaders similar a quarter-pounder astatine a PETA rally. But is it each connected Trump, arsenic helium himself has said? They haven't been aft him. They've been aft you, and he's conscionable successful the way. And the information is, it's you who's had enough. It conscionable took Trump to marque it wide the satellite gets it. 

Daddy's location and it's clip to cleanable up your mess. And you can't fell down a bequest media – which is deader than the artillery successful Rosie O'Donnell's backmost trimmer. But really, the satellite wants this. The satellite wants this. 

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They conscionable needed idiosyncratic to rip the Band-Aid off. It wasn't going to beryllium Joe oregon Kamala. Joe lacks the precocious assemblage strength, and Kamala doesn't person capable accents to delight the full world. But everyone knew the satellite was screwed. Hell, adjacent the atrocious guys are present picking up their toys and crawling backmost nether their rocks. Qatar has conscionable confirmed that Hamas leaders are nary longer there.

For things to run successful the world, idiosyncratic has to basal up erstwhile successful a portion and say, ‘wrap it up, guys, this is enough.’ That feline is Trump. But he's got each of us, too. No wonderment the world's scared. It mightiness beryllium the 1 happening they've ever gotten right.