GUTFELD: The left turned into everything they used to hate

I'm here. I'm here. Chairman of the Joint Chief of Sexiness. Happy Monday, everyone. So with Trump's election, Mexico is present readying to fortify its borders. This arsenic Canada besides cracks down connected amerciable immigration. When asked why, officials constituent to the influx of wide celebrities that could overwhelm their obesity attraction centers. My God. Because they're fat. 

Last week, Donald Trump met with Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski astatine Mar-a-Lago. It was hard for them to spot oculus to oculus since Trump lone saw the tops of their heads. It's polishing their shoes. Joe Biden appeared to rotation disconnected into the Amazon rainforest aft making a statement. If you don't cognize wherever helium was, don't worry. Neither did he. When told helium was astatine the Amazon, Joe said, Tell them I paid for 2 days shipping connected my Depends. 

Turns retired the Harris run shelled retired 2.5 cardinal to Oprah for that disastrous Kamala municipality hall. Not the archetypal 1 million, arsenic reported. That payout comes to $10 a pound. I know. Funny. And Air Portugal formation was grounded aft 132 hamsters ran escaped astir the plane. Didn't Richard Gear denote helium was leaving the country? I conjecture they recovered retired wherever his mislaid luggage went. But passengers knew thing was amiss erstwhile the aviator illuminated the clench your ass sign. Tight spaces. They emotion them. 

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Doctors are informing of a information called wintertime penis, successful which debased temperatures tin origin it to shrink by up to 50%. They're besides informing of Behar penis, successful which vulnerability to Joy Behar tin origin the penis to shrink successful size of up to 90%. Finally, Snow White prima Rachel Zegler has apologized for her anti-Trump post. It was the fakest apology since Bill Clinton said, I'm atrocious to perceive your parents are retired of town. All right. It's Monday. 

Over the weekend, Donald Trump deed Madison Square Garden again for different 1 of his unsocial Nazi rallies. You know, the ones that incorporate astir arsenic galore Nazis arsenic Ben Stiller's barroom mitzvah. To accidental helium was greeted warmly would beryllium similar saying, I'm not a atrocious looking guy. Trump rolled successful with his crew, including Elon, Tulsi, RFK, Vivek and Kid Rock. It looked similar an advertisement for workplace diversity. Except these folks, they person accomplishments. Of course, it was a assemblage of mostly men who were really calved that way. So Democrats worst nightmare. Thousands of penises and nary wrong a woman's locker room. Of course, astir of these dudes voted for Trump, arsenic did their wives, girlfriends and pit bulls. Here's immoderate of what it looked like. 

Of course. But of course, CNN would notation past Rome. That's the past clip they had an audience. But it wasn't conscionable UFC celebrating. Trump's creation took implicit the NFL. 

Now, if you perceive carefully, you tin really perceive Colin Kaepernick rolling implicit successful his grave. And he's not adjacent dead. Yeah. But it's the benignant of happening that the different broadside could ne'er execute today. And close now, the Dems are asking themselves why. 

True, they virtually person to wage their friends to bent retired with them. It's a question echoing passim the liberalverse Why don't we person a Rogan? Where's our Elon? 

Well, it's simple. You had Rogan, you had Elan, you adjacent had maine successful college. But who didn't? Back then, each it took was a lukewarm Zima. The information is, successful the intolerant satellite the Dems created, nary 1 similar Rogan oregon Musk tin exist. And that's due to the fact that you pull radical similar that. You request state of thought. Or hell, immoderate thought astatine all. 

So however did the Democrat Party get here? Well, archetypal it was the lazy mode out. Rather than making policies that payment Americans. They slid mindlessly into the toxic way of individuality politics. This wasn't thinking. It was a cessation of thought. Like erstwhile you're successful a coma oregon watching Fox and Friends. 

Their discussions were ne'er astir what tin we hole oregon what tin we create. Instead, they began and ended with who I americium and wherefore it makes maine amended than you. They turned everything into an individuality pissing contention with their egos arsenic a diuretic. 

Now, if you could assertion immoderate intersectionality, you were a vicinity celebrity, particularly if that vicinity was a assemblage field oregon a newsroom. But arsenic these scolds got louder and louder and much of our media invertebrates cowered into line, the absorption started to look a batch similar the First Amendment.

Ordinary radical wanted the state from being canceled. And that's wherever the Musks and Rogan's came from. They were the revolution. They were the resistance. So you can't beryllium the absorption erstwhile you're the instrumentality controlling, controlling each thought. It's wherefore they couldn't make their ain Rush Limbaugh oregon their ain Twitter. The near turned into everything they utilized to hatred astir the right. It's been the ugliest modulation since Admiral Levine turned successful his boots for pumps. 

The instrumentality can't marque its ain resistance. The absorption leaves, and you're near with humorless, hectoring hags similar Joy Reid, who's shedding viewers faster than her hair. So are the Dems acceptable to springiness up and turn up? Well, present is Jen Psaki doubling down connected that dissent. Is this accusation that indispensable beryllium regulated? 

That was connected Katie Couric's podcast, which is somewhat much thoughtful than our colonoscopy. But retrieve that inactive they clasp censorship alternatively than fig retired what they did wrong. But there's different crushed the Democrat media analyzable can't alteration ego. 

Rather than place with the existent people, they chose to delight the peers successful their manufacture due to the fact that that's wherever the cocktail enactment is. That's wherever they tin impressment radical who mightiness constitute astir them successful Vanity Fair. Their egos request that, truthful they mirrored each other's assumptions. It was a elephantine ellipse jerk – accent connected jerk.

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But arsenic they nary longer identified with existent radical an orangish billionaire with brass balls and a willingness to telephone Bull**** did it by lasting up and yelling, Fight, fight, fight. He attracted renegades inspired by his fearlessness. You saw them astatine the UFC, connected the street, astatine shot games. They're nary longer acrophobic to talk their minds. And if you don't similar it, cool. There's the door. If you tin acceptable your abdominous ass done it.