RORY MCILROY reckons Donald Trump and Elon Musk could squad up to hole golf.
The golf-mad returning US President has hosted 5 LIV Golf events implicit its 3 years.
Musk, meanwhile, is simply a beardown state of Trump's and among the starring innovators of exertion connected the planet.
The golfing satellite is inactive astatine civilian warfare pursuing the arguable breakaway LIV Tour from the PGA.
But aft SunSport revealed a woody betwixt Saudi-backed LIV and the PGA Tour is close, McIlroy reckons Trump's instrumentality to the White House could get it implicit the enactment - and the bookies hold with a merger odds-on nether his presidency.
McIlroy, who antecedently said helium had regretted a 2017 circular helium played with Trump, said: “He mightiness beryllium capable to.
“He’s got Elon Musk, who I deliberation is the smartest antheral successful the world, beside him.
"We mightiness beryllium capable to bash thing if we tin get Musk progressive too.
“Obviously Trump has a large narration with Saudi Arabia, he’s got a large narration with golf, he’s a person of golf.
“Given [the] quality with what’s happened successful America, I deliberation that clears the mode a small bit. We’ll see. Who knows.
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"But I deliberation arsenic President of the United States again, he’s astir apt got bigger things to absorption connected than golf."
So, what would an all-new revolutionised play satellite look similar if Musk and Trump got involved?
Golf’s civilian warfare OVER arsenic Rory McIlroy and Tiger Woods assistance negociate £1BILLION bid woody betwixt PGA Tour and LIV Golf
MAJORS MOVED TO TRUMP COURSES
Trump owns 18 play courses crossed the world.
Two are successful Scotland, including astatine Turnberry, 1 successful Ireland and 11 successful America.
The remainder are successful Indonesia, Oman and Dubai.
And with truthful galore to take from, the powerfulness mates could rip up contented and determination each of the biggest tournaments successful the athletics to Trump's courses.
PLAY ON MARS
As if taking The Masters distant from Augusta wasn't chaotic enough, however astir play connected Mars?
Musk's SpaceX task is determined to 1 time plan a rocket to instrumentality humans to our neighbouring planet.
And who amended to beryllium astatine the beforehand of the queue than the likes of McIlroy, Scottie Scheffler and Jon Rahm putting connected the red, dusty 'greens'.
ROCKET-POWERED BALLS
In an property wherever play is desperately trying to trim however acold the apical players tin onslaught a ball, Musk and Trump would person nary of that.
Bigger. Further. Faster. Better.
So with that successful mind, hide the rollback shot and regenerate it with the rocket shot - launching them hundreds, if not thousands, of yards down the fairways.
They'd person to beryllium orange, excessively - for evident reasons.
DRIVERLESS CYBERTRUCK BUGGIES
Tesla's Cybertrucks whitethorn beryllium astir to instrumentality implicit the roads.
But soon their younger member - the Cyberbuggy - could beryllium about to instrumentality implicit cart paths astir the world.
A somewhat smaller mentation for golfers and their clubs to whizz up to the greenish successful 1.7 seconds flat.
ROBOTIC ARMS CATCHING STRAY BALLS
If you did negociate to deed your rocket shot wayward retired of bounds, determination would beryllium nary request to walk ages trudging done the unsmooth looking for it.
That is due to the fact that a ace high-tech catching instrumentality volition automatically drawback the stray shot and instrumentality it safely to its proprietor - conscionable similar the SpaceX Starship rocket catcher.
ROBOT GOLFERS WITH CRAZY NAMES
Speaking of robots, possibly adjacent the golfers themselves would beryllium robots.
That would astatine slightest destruct immoderate affectional vessel jobs down the agelong of majors with elemental putts...
And, due to the fact that Musk is involved, they volition person chaotic names that easy rotation disconnected the lingua similar his lad X Æ A-Xii.
Maybe Robot MacIntyre, Tomminator Fleetwood, Collin MorikaWall-E and Ror2-D2?
GIANT WALL TO KEEP PEOPLE OUT
Trump volition bash everything helium tin to guarantee lone the radical helium wants to spot his play tournaments volition beryllium capable to.
So expect a elephantine partition to beryllium built astir each 1 of his courses to support unwelcome guests out.
BRYSON DECHAMPION
Bryson DeChambeau has struck up an improbable relationship with Trump.
The President appeared connected the golfer's YouTube transmission arsenic they attempted to interruption 50 together.
Then the two-time US Open victor was wheeled retired connected signifier for Trump's triumph speech pursuing his triumph implicit Kamala Harris.
And we reckon that means DeChambeau whitethorn good get preferential attraction astatine each the tournaments - truthful helium tin retake immoderate changeable helium doesn't like, spot the shot wherever helium wants, entreaty the result of each tourney and yet triumph everything.
MAKE AMERICANS GOLF AGAIN
When DeChambeau has got bored of winning - not anytime soon, successful fairness - Trump volition request to marque definite determination is simply a full big of American golfers to apical the rankings and reign supreme.
So helium volition acceptable up a caller run to get play memberships connected the emergence again, particularly astatine his ain courses.
Maybe thing catchy like, I don't know, Make Americans Golf Again, for example.
After 9 holes, they'll beryllium capable to halt for a speedy comfortableness interruption and banal up connected snacks astatine the Halfway White House.
Q, FORMERLY KNOWN AS GOLF
And successful 1 last rogue determination from Musk, helium would conscionable alteration the sanction of golf.
Why?
Well, I conjecture conscionable due to the fact that helium can.
He mightiness prime retired a random letter, specified arsenic Q, and we'd person to walk the adjacent fewer years referencing the historical athletics arsenic Q, formerly known arsenic golf.
Golfers volition inactive beryllium called golfers, conscionable similar posts connected X are inactive referred to arsenic tweets.
But you'll person to motion up and wage for a subscription exemplary to usage definite clubs, speech to radical you've not met before, not person to ticker an advert betwixt each spread and, astir importantly, person a bluish tick connected your scorecard.