Joe Biden signs with Hollywood agency – 15 movie ideas we’d like to see

Former President Joe Biden conscionable signed with Hollywood powerhouse Creative Artists Agency to helm projects for movies and TV, which is remarkable, due to the fact that astir radical aren’t convinced the ex-president tin adjacent enactment the distant connected his widescreen, fto unsocial enactment successful question pictures.  

Biden seemingly figured that if former President Barack Obama and histrion Meghan Markle tin make palmy programming and reap nine-figure paydays, helium could bash likewise.  

Reports that a compliant Directors Guild of America and Sundance and Cannes movie festivals person already nominated Dr. Jill Biden for Best Director Of Anything Ever look to beryllium exaggerated. 

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News reports accidental that nary titles person been announced, truthful I thought I’d helpfully connection 15 ideas (in reverse marketable order) that the ex-president tin bring up astatine transportation meetings, arsenic agelong arsenic helium tin enactment awake agelong enough. So present goes:  

Former President Joe Biden is taking his enactment to Hollywood. FILE: Actor Sean Hayes poses with erstwhile Presidents Biden, Barack Obama and Bill Clinton, on with chap actors Jason Bateman and Will Arnett. (seanhayes/Instagram)

15. "Weekend astatine Biden’s" – A high-energy drama astir a statesmanlike spouse dragging what’s near of her hubby done meetings with satellite leaders, Super Bowl winners and different alarmed White House visitors. 

14. "Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner and Won’t Leave" – a almighty play astir a vice president who comes to a statesmanlike dinner, sneaks upstairs to the Lincoln Bedroom, and locks herself successful until the pursuing Inauguration Day.  

13. "Dude, Where’s My Country?" – A rollicking drama astir a president who accidentally misplaces his full federation and travels the world, Anthony Bourdain-style, looking for it. 

12. "What’s My Line?" – A remake of the classical crippled show, but with a caller twist. Four elegantly attired panelists effort to punctual the erstwhile president of the United States of what helium really did for a living. 

11. "Clueless Joe" – The communicative of a antheral who would alternatively odor the hairsbreadth of women visitors to the White House than really bash thing policy-related. 

10. "Biden My Time" – A play astir an ex-president who figures that if Presidents Grover Cleveland and Donald Trump tin person non-consecutive terms, wherefore can’t he? How helium plans to hold retired the adjacent 4 years and tally for president again, astatine property 86, and reclaim what was rightfully his. 

9. "Last Amtrak to Dover" – A president bids farewell to his federation but surprises everyone by demanding that his chopper onshore astatine Washington D.C.’s Union Station, truthful helium tin instrumentality his beloved Amtrak to Delaware 1 past time, and the communicative of the merry villagers connected the bid who are delayed for 9 hours by security. 

8. "From Here to Obscurity" – a aesculapian transgression play astir a erstwhile President whose favourite downtown concatenation cause store closes owed to organized shoplifting, and his one-man conflict to reopen the store and prevention the jobs of 4 support stockers and 26 pharmacists. 

Hunter Biden could person a Hollywood aboriginal if helium follows his dada to the Left Coast. FILE: Hunter Biden, lad of erstwhile President Joe Biden, speaks to members of the media extracurricular the Capitol successful Washington, DC, connected Wednesday, Dec. 13, 2023. (Tierney L. Cross/Bloomberg via Getty Images)

7. "Mr. Biden Goes to Hollywood" – The communicative of an idiosyncratic with nary acting ability, mean looks, a full inability to retrieve his lines, and a Q standing beneath oversea level, who takes the movie manufacture by storm, whether they similar it oregon not. 

6. "Orange Is the New Orange" – A phantasy successful which the erstwhile president imagines his predecessor and successor (the aforesaid person) going to situation for a bid of invented crimes and misdemeanors, followed by the satellite insisting connected Biden receiving a 2nd word successful the White House. 

5. "All the President’s Mensheviks" – The shockingly implausible communicative of an American president held hostage by a radical of acold leftists who instrumentality implicit the authorities and crook the state into a borderless socialist authorities – oh, wait, that really happened. Never mind. 

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4. "My Left Michael Foot" – A nostalgic look astatine however then-presidential campaigner Joe Biden plagiarized the speeches of U.K. leftist person Michael Foot, however that echoed charges of plagiarism portion a pupil astatine Harvard Law School, and however it happened yet again successful the run-up to the 2020 statesmanlike campaign, and the endearing communicative of however the mainstream media couldn’t person cared less. 

Reports that a compliant Directors Guild of America and Sundance and Cannes movie festivals person already nominated Dr. Jill Biden for Best Director Of Anything Ever look to beryllium exaggerated. 

3. "The Obama Drama" – The poignant communicative of a erstwhile president who favored his caput of State implicit his vice president to tally for president successful 2016, and Biden’s concealed joyousness and thirst for revenge erstwhile she mislaid to the Donald. 

2. "I Fell But I Got Back Up" – How a president utilized an obedient media to person voters that the self-described "gaffe machine" who fell dormant astatine clime alteration events, fell onstage astatine a subject graduation and called retired for a congresswoman who sadly had perished successful a car crash, was inactive a viable campaigner for a 2nd term. 

1. "Pardon Me, Dad" – the touching communicative of a recovering cause addict , tax-cheating felon begging his begetter to support him retired of prison. 

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Former President Joe Biden has near the White House for … Hollywood and he's looking for ways to bring successful the cash. FILE: Outgoing President Biden and First Lady Jill Biden greet President-elect Donald Trump and Melania Trump arsenic they get astatine the White House successful Washington, DC, connected January 20, 2025. (Jim Watson / AFP via Getty Images)

Actually, Mr. President, here’s what Hollywood is apt to accidental erstwhile they truly deliberation done whether America wants to perceive from you again:   

Don’t telephone us. We’ll telephone you. 

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