KENNEDY: My urgent warning to 17-year-old Kai Trump, who I fear is suddenly in danger

It's hard to doom-scroll these days without spotting a soft-focus drawback of the latest top Trump progeny surviving their champion life.

But Kai Trump, granddaughter to the President-elect, indispensable beryllium taking the longest triumph lap of them each aft Papa Don's electoral gut punch to wide America.

Kai is blissfully 17 years aged and, similar astir each different pigtailed teen, she's flexing, has rizz and drip and is chasing clicks and clout (I person nary thought what I conscionable wrote, but she does).

On Tuesday, the girl of Don Jr. and his ex-wife Vanessa posted a YouTube video from on-board gramps's pitchy to Texas wherever she and an identikit pal (in matching Skims) marveled astatine 'Uncle' Elon's latest rocket launch.

Before that, she was video-blogging scenes from Election night, including from inside her chamber arsenic she selected an outfit.

Or posting from the play course. Or performing the latest TikTok dance. Or posing successful a sparkly mini-skirt by a butt-ugly Tesla Cybertruck.

When Kai burst onto the country astatine the Republican National Convention successful July, introducing 'grandpa' successful an adorable on-stage speech, I couldn't get enough.

Now I'm begging her to strap her bedazzled iPhone to Musk's adjacent exploding rocket. Because she needs to get disconnected societal media – stat.

For an adult, Kai's beingness would beryllium arsenic dangerously intoxicating arsenic a fractional twelve Mar-a-Lago spritzers. For an underage and impressionable girl, it's massively concerning.

This whitethorn dependable old-fashioned but perceive maine out: I person 2 teenage daughters and I'm good alert of the societal media pressure-cooker successful which our children live.

Even for my non-famous girls, I perpetually interest astir the interaction of Chinese algorithms and the nasty comments of faceless critics. Imagine what Kai is opening herself up to.

Millions of radical person present had a peep astatine her bedsheets! And galore of those millions are surely waiting to pounce connected the slightest scent of a mistake.

In that Election nighttime vlog, she shared footage of herself driving – astatine times taking some hands disconnected the wheel. Will that property arsenic good arsenic step-granny Melania?

There's different Trump wunderkind who has invited akin levels of fascination to Kai: her existent uncle, Barron.

Remember erstwhile Rosie O'Donnell ('O' for Ozempic) vilely suggested that a 10-year-old Barron was autistic?

At 14 months Kai's senior, Barron has been taxable to a mockable magnitude of chopper parenting from ma Melania who inactive looms implicit the 6'9" NYU freshman. But the Slovenian Hoverer is connected to something.

It's not conscionable that helium doesn't person a societal media presence, America inactive hardly knows a happening astir Barron – and that's for the best. Melania's stilettoed secrecy has fixed her lone lad the abstraction to turn up, to marque mistakes without turning each teenage tantrum into an planetary event.

Kai should besides instrumentality notes from her classy, It Girl predecessor, Aunty Ivanka.

A ma successful her ain right, Ivanka packed her crisp suits, sharper tresses and household disconnected to Washington to articulation her dad's archetypal administration.

Boy was that a mistake! Even though she undoubtedly worked hard, she was branded a nepo-brat and ostracized from each personage invitation database from LA to NYC and DC.

She has since divorced herself from the swamp and fled to Miami successful a hopeless four-year bid to reboot her beingness and her interaction book.

No magnitude of proximity to powerfulness is worthy it erstwhile your besties won't instrumentality a text. Thanks for nothing, Kim K!

Kai's dada Don Jr. has ever been adjacent much of a loudmouth lightning rod than his ain father. And his trouty-pouty fiancée Kimberly Guilfoyle isn't precisely known for being debased maintenance.

In this two-tier strategy of Trumps, Kai would beryllium champion served to instrumentality the little profile, acceptable the Insta to backstage and deep-six the TikTok. As dazzling arsenic the spotlight tin be, its red-hot glare is not worthy the burns that tin irreparably harm a young pistillate successful her irreplaceable formative years.

Drab Duchess

Mediocre Duchess Meghan showed up – sans Harry – to a pre-Thanksgiving fundraiser this week wearing a alternatively unflattering (and terribly wrinkled!) beige ensemble.

It continued her inclination of throwing connected ill-fitting, poorly tailored pieces similar that overly fleshy, red Carolina Herrera number she wore to an LA foundation gala past month.

Granted, neither look was rather arsenic atrocious arsenic the frock she donned successful Bogota successful August, which looked to beryllium made from re-purposed curtain fabric.

Alec's America hate

Professional windbag Alec Baldwin blew into an Italian movie festival, firing blanks (for once).

'Americans cognize small oregon thing — connected climate change, connected Ukraine,' the aging rage-addict blathered to reporters on Monday.

So says the feline joined to a babe mill who fakes her Spanish practice and erstwhile pretended not to cognize the English connection for cucumber.

Diddy's thankful 

Even successful a Brooklyn lockup, Diddy volition inactive bask a festive feast connected Thanksgiving.

A spokesperson for New York's Metropolitan Detention Center confirmed the paper this week:

After a meal buffet of cereals, caller effect and pastries, the disgraced rapper volition tuck into a blistery luncheon of turkey with each the trimmings (dinner rolls, vacation pies, mashed potatoes, mixed veggies and adjacent cranberry sauce).

If he's inactive hungry, a beverage of acold cuts and burgers volition beryllium served astatine 4pm.

Who needs to marque bail erstwhile society's worst are surviving successful specified luxury?

Sad news

In a caller memoir, former TV anchor Kendis Gibson reveals helium suffered panic attacks, slump and adjacent a termination effort aft toiling connected the graveyard displacement for ABC's 'World News Now'.

He blamed the terrible accent of ever 'trying to execute astatine the apical of the game' and what helium perceived arsenic 'veiled racism' astatine the network.

It's impervious that immoderate radical aren't chopped retired for the cut-throat quality game. And a sober reminder that nary occupation is worthy your life.

Tiny tragedy

The heartbreaking caller look of the Biden administration's migration situation is simply a tiny 2-year-old girl, dressed successful pinkish and inexplicably unsocial arsenic Texas borderline agents picked her up alongside 60 minors from El Salvador connected Sunday.

Tragic footage shows the tot clinging to a portion of insubstantial inscribed with a sanction and telephone number. Her parents had unforgivably abandoned her and headed into America successful advance. God knows however she made the 1,700-mile journey.

Yet Democrats inactive importune unfastened borders are humane.

House of Cards

Who could've guessed that the attempted Dem witch hunt of Donald Trump would crook retired to beryllium a unspeakable waste?

This week a national justice granted Special Counsel Jack Smith's request to driblet his predetermination interference case against the President-elect.

Shifty Smith is besides present expected to wantonness his prosecution of Trump for the alleged mishandling of classified documents.

All that's near is to wage the measure for Smith's office: a reported $50 million. Cough it up, taxpayer.