KENNEDY: The women in Trump's life are sounding the alarm over a looming crisis. It may cost him the election

Donald Trump's got a woman problem: Most women are siding with Kamala Harris.

And successful the last days of this impossibly adjacent race, adjacent arsenic the erstwhile president takes a flimsy pb successful the nationalist polls for the archetypal clip ever, you'd deliberation he'd displacement his transportation to the chicks with the yips.

Nope.

At a rally successful Wisconsin connected Wednesday, your affable vicinity garbage-man wearing a agleam orangish reflective vest said: 'Whether the women similar it oregon not, I americium going to support them.'

Geez, Donald. Can you soften it a smidge?

Rather than shoring up the shaky pistillate fractional of the electorate, he's gone and juiced his lad basal with immoderate of RFK Jr.'s leftover testosterone.

Case successful point, that big, blustery Madison Square Garden rally past play wherever Trump trotted retired Hulk Hogan (that was retro cheeky astatine the RNC successful July, but successful late-October it feels a spot freaky).

Couldn't they person tapped gushing granddaughter Kai Trump for a New York moment? Where was the lovable grandpa we each swooned implicit post-assassination effort astatine that Milwaukee convention?

Instead, we got an insult comic and immoderate random sausage swingers to telephone Kamala the 'anti-Christ'.

That sent podcaster queen Megyn Kelly into a megynecological tailspin.

'It was excessively bro-tastic… Do they person nary women advising their campaign?' she asked.

Well, actually, they do. The full she-bang is helmed by Trump's de facto run manager Susie Wiles. And successful 2016, it was Kellyanne Conway who steered him to victory. The problem: erstwhile The Donald sets his caput connected something, adjacent a coven of witches can't interruption the spell.

But the sex spread is real. A caller CBS News canvass showed that, portion Trump does person a has double-digit vantage with men, helium is underwater with women by a staggering 12 points. Clearly, helium is leaning excessively overmuch into the Old Spice crowd.

If Donny wants to recapture the hearts of these fleeing females, helium amended drawback them by the… issues.

Former Trump lady-rival Nikki Haley went connected Fox News this week and offered immoderate unsolicited advice: 'This is not the clip to get overly masculine with this bromance happening they've got going. 53 percent of the electorate are women. Women volition vote. They attraction astir however they're being talked to and they attraction astir the issues!'

Last month, a grassroots pro-Harris radical started putting Post-it notes successful women's restrooms and connected tampon boxes connected store shelves crossed the state urging the gals to secretly ballot for Harris.

'Your husband/wife/partner/family can't spot oregon power your vote. Remember this connected November 5,' 1 of them read.

It's not precisely a screaming show of bold feminism (and a Post-it was surely nary mode for Jack Berger to interruption up with Carrie Bradshaw!) but – arsenic each antheral knows – a small effort tin spell a agelong mode with the XX-chromosome set.

Former Republican Congresswoman Barbara Comstock (who has gone afloat Never-Trumper) claims there's an service of closeted Commie-la voters retired there, who are each excessively anxious to marque 'herstory' by secretly cancelling retired their husbands' Trump votes.

But portion Barb whitethorn beryllium barking up the incorrect ballot box, Michelle Obama's vociferous marque of Girl Power surely resonated with rallygoers successful Michigan past weekend.

Pleading with the 'fellas' successful the room, she boomed: 'Before you formed your votes inquire yourself what broadside of past bash you privation to beryllium on?'

This Sister Act whitethorn beryllium to beryllium a formidable unit if Team Trump lets them tally chaotic without a response.

Perhaps it's clip for a small pillow talk.

Keep 'em guessing

Singing hunk Shawn Mendes has addressed the is-he-or-isn't-he cheery rumors that thin to plague the phenomenally famous. But helium hasn't needfully clarified queries.

'There's this happening astir my sexuality, and radical person been talking astir it truthful long' – spell on, Shawn – 'I deliberation sexuality is specified a beautiful, analyzable thing, and it's truthful hard to enactment into boxes' – yes… – 'the existent information astir my beingness and my sexuality is that, man, I'm conscionable figuring it retired similar everyone.'

I deliberation what he's figured retired is that arsenic agelong arsenic he's coy, vague and sexy helium tin day whoever helium likes and support america each wanting more!

Tragic anniversary

It's hard to judge it's been a twelvemonth since Matthew Perry's passing.

Marking the morbid anniversary, his ma Suzanne opened up in an interrogation with Today.

'I couldn't assistance him,' she wept.

Any genitor who endures the torture of dilatory losing a kid to addiction lives successful changeless fearfulness of the time the substances instrumentality full, last control.

'There was an inevitability to what was going to hap adjacent to him,' Suzanne said. All this breached pistillate tin bash present is bravely pass different parents truthful they, too, tin admit the signs earlier their babies gaffe distant for good.

Gisele's cooking

Über-model Gisele Bundchen, 44, has a 3rd bun successful the oven acknowledgment to her mysterious jiu-jitsu lover.

The erstwhile Mrs Tom Brady, 44, mightiness beryllium a geriatric mother-in-waiting but she's reportedly readying for a location birth. She's besides been accused of spiking the shot successful the chiseled look of her ex-husband who appears to person recovered retired astir the  gestation erstwhile the remainder of america did. Talk astir roughing the passer!

Trash talk 

You deliberation your 'garbage' don't stink?

The waning days of the 2024 predetermination are being dominated by finger-pointing implicit who has insulted America more.

Was it roast-comic Tony Hinchcliffe, who torched Puerto Rico arsenic a 'floating land of garbage' astatine Trump's Madison Square Garden rally? Or President Joe Biden who compared Trump supporters to trash?

Here's the thing: Hinchcliffe is simply a nonrecreational clown. Biden is an elected one. 

Make-up hack! 

Speaking of awkward MSG moments: Did you drawback Donald and Melania's on-stage mime-smooch?

They looked similar 2 electrical eels trying not to daze each other.

Barron is grounds that they're not wholly averse to affection. Perhaps they're conscionable terrified of smudging the other's foundation.

Eastern tryst 

And for your sleazy October Surprise…. Wacky Tim Walz reportedly had a steamy fling with the girl of a Communist Party operative portion helium was teaching successful the Far East much than 4 decades ago.

'We talked for hours and hours, we stayed successful bed, we had sex. He continued to bargain maine gifts,' Elmer Dud's alleged ex-lover Jenna Wang told the Mail past week.

The Great Wall came crashing down erstwhile Walz allegedly broke Wang's bosom aft she asked him to enactment a ringing connected it.

As immoderate Minnesota workplace lad knows – there's nary crushed to bargain the cattle if you tin get the beverage for free. But that doesn't marque it right.