Texas son's hilarious obituary for his father goes viral: 'He's God's problem now'

A son's eulogy of his precocious begetter has gone viral owed to its hilarity.

Charles Boehm, 41, penned the scathing, sarcastic tribute this past week, days aft the decease of 74-year-old Robert Adolph Boehm.

Bordering connected violative astatine times, the anecdotes wrong overgarment a representation of a cantankerous aged retired trucker who died cursing successful his Clarendon, Texas, flat connected October 6.

The 585-word remembrance presses distant from there, with each the tact of a afloat tribunal press.

The resulting banter is immoderate that lone a lad tin provide, and has attracted hundreds of eyes. It begins with 1 of galore jabs meant to lampoon the antheral successful question - written by his lad beneath the veneer of a smile.

'Robert Adolph Boehm, successful accordance with his lifelong dedication to his ain idiosyncratic marque of decorum, muttered his past unintelligible and apt unnecessary curse connected October 6, 2024,' Boehm starts by saying. 

'[This came] soon earlier tripping backward implicit "some anserine mother****ing thing" and hitting his caput connected the floor,' helium adds.

Boehm proceeds to get into the nitty-gritty down his dad's life, including however helium impregnated and joined his ma Dianne arsenic a teen earlier yet becoming a full-time trucker.

This allowed him exemption from The Vietnam War draught - a constituent Boehm hits location arsenic helium made it his ngo to concoct a merciless roast.

He wrote however aft the commencement of his older member and 2 sisters, Robert 'possibly acrophobic astir the brewing struggle successful Grenada,' fathered a 4th kid - himself.

'This deficiency of subject work was astir apt for the best, arsenic erstwhile taking up shooting arsenic a hobby successful his aboriginal years, helium managed to stroke not one, but 2 holes successful the dash of his ain car connected 2 abstracted occasions,' Boehm writes.  

'[This] unluckily did not adjacent startle, fto unsocial surprise, his beloved woman Dianne, who was overmuch accustomed to specified happenings successful his beingness and whitethorn person really been safer successful the jungles of Vietnam the full time.'

The autochthonal Texan who said helium was inspired by a likewise unforgiving obituary helium saw ion 2019 went connected to callback Robert's exploits arsenic a young dada 'while the satellite was successful struggle elsewhere,' which included learning to extortion and support postulation signs.

Robert past acceptable retired connected a vocation arsenic a semi-professional motortruck operator - an concern that Boehm disclaims is 'not to beryllium confused with a nonrecreational semi-truck driver.'

Amid this beingness of peace, 'Robert's attraction somewhat counterintuitively drifted to weapons of war,' Boehm recalls - penning however his dada struck up a hobby of collecting weapons utilized successful conflicts passim history. 

'So galore examples of these mainstream hobbyist items litter his tiny Clarendon, Texas, flat that 1 of them whitethorn precise good person been the point referenced successful his aforementioned eloquent last epitaph,' helium past quips.   

'He besides had a penchant for fashion, often seen astir municipality wearing the latest inclination successful homemade leather moccasins, a wide postulation of unconventional hats, and boldly mismatched shirts and pants.'

Boehm goes connected to callback however his dad also kept a wide enactment of harmonicas connected hand.

However, these were 'not to play personally,' the mourning antheral wrote -  but to alternatively 'prompt his beloved dogs to howl continuously astatine unusual hours of the nighttime to entertain his galore neighbors.'

Other times, helium would springiness the handheld instruments to his  grandchildren and great-grandchildren - 'to play loudly during agelong roadworthy trips with their parents,' Boehm regretfully  recalls.

The portion past grows somewhat serious, pointing retired however Robert's woman of much than half-a-century - his ma - died this past February

The moment, however, is lone fleeting, with Boehm going to categorize the occurrence arsenic 'God yet show[ing]mercy' - by 'getting her the hellhole retired of [their house] for immoderate well-earned bid and quiet.'

This near Robert without Dianne to gleefully entertain, his lad writes - describing however the retired trucker 'shifted his originative absorption to the amusement of you, the good townspeople of Clarendon.

'Over the past 8 months, if you person not met Robert oregon seen his roadworthy amusement yet, you astir apt would person soon,' helium says of his dad's much caller activities.

'We person each done our champion to enjoy/weather Robert's antics up to this point, but helium is God's occupation now.'

A ceremonial was held by the household successful Amarillo Monday, a fewer days aft the obituary - Boehm's archetypal - went live.

Countless comments person poured successful since, each singing songs of praise. 

The communicative was subsequently picked up by the Washington Post, who went connected to interrogation Boehm.

He said the tribute was made successful jest for a antheral helium loved deeply, and who was near beside himself aft uncovering himself without his woman of truthful galore years.  

'I’d person to accidental if I privation thing to travel from each of this, it’s for radical everyplace to enactment the intelligence wellness of radical successful small agrarian towns,' Boehm said. 

'They spell determination to retire, past erstwhile they’re old, their kids scatter and they extremity up alone. A batch of radical gaffe done the cracks.'

He told the insubstantial that 'we request to look aft them.'

DailyMail.com has reached retired to Boehm for comment.