The Government is out to destroy farmers & won’t let us fight… I’m convinced it’s part of PM & Reeves’ sinister plan

LATER this month, thousands of farmers and their supporters were owed to descend connected London to protestation astir Rachel Reeves’ declaration of all-out warfare connected the countryside.

But past it was called disconnected by the National Farmers’ Union for “legal reasons”.

Gaza? Gay Pride? Just Stop Oil? You tin protestation astir those things whenever you like.

You tin glue yourself to the road, smash windows and propulsion crockery astatine paintings.

But farming? ’Fraid not. You batch person to conscionable grin and carnivore it.

This didn’t spell down good with immoderate farmers who person organised an autarkic “we lone privation to provender you” march of their own.

I’ve ne'er been connected a protestation earlier but I’ll beryllium there, and I’ll laic connected a manager truthful that my neighbours tin travel too.

Why? Because what’s happening is serious.

Stupid far-left agitators person got it into their heads that the countryside these days is mostly owned by radical similar maine who bought farms to debar paying inheritance tax.

I daresay Rachel Reeves, who’s from Lewisham, shares this view.

So wherefore didn’t she enforce her caller taxation connected radical who “have different income streams, isolated from farming”?

That wouldn’t person been difficult.

Basically, wherefore didn’t she usage a sniper’s firearm to instrumentality retired the affluent onshore owners?

I wouldn’t person liked it precise much, but I would person understood.

She’s an admirer of communism and that’s the benignant of happening communists do.

But she didn’t usage a sniper’s rifle.

She utilized a blunderbuss.

And arsenic a result, she’s managed to deed each the accepted household farmers arsenic well.

She claims that due to the fact that she’s acceptable the taxation threshold astatine £1million, 73 per cent of farms won’t beryllium affected, but that is implicit nonsense.

Literally, she could person said this aft inhaling helium and it would person been nary little risible.

Only this week I met an aged skool household husbandman who has 600 cows.

And connected their own, they are worthy £1.2million.

So adjacent earlier helium adds successful his barns and his onshore and his equipment, he’s implicit the threshold.

This means that erstwhile helium dies, to wage the caller tax, his children volition beryllium forced to merchantability the farm.

And who volition bargain it?

Not a farmer, that’s for damn sure.

Because the 1 happening farmers don’t person is spare currency lying around.

This week successful the commons, the ever awesome Reform MP, Lee Anderson, asked a Defra curate called Daniel Zeichner to look him successful the eyes and archer him however galore farmers enactment Labour’s hare-brained policy.

Zeichner — whose lone occupation successful the existent satellite was arsenic a machine programmer for a region assembly — stood up and said, with a consecutive face, that he’d spoken to a husbandman who “congratulated america connected what we were doing”.

I simply bash not judge him.

Because it’s not conscionable the inheritance tax alteration that was announced by Labour.

They’ve reclassified treble cab pick-up trucks arsenic cars truthful the taxation connected these workplace vehicles volition sprout up by arsenic overmuch arsenic 211 per cent.

They’ve enactment a caller £50-a-tonne “carbon tax” connected already costly fertiliser, and they’ve announced that the basal workplace outgo strategy volition beryllium phased retired earlier than expected.

So, it wasn’t adjacent a blunderbuss.

It was a instrumentality gun.

And Zeichner expects america to judge he’s recovered a husbandman who’s blessed with each of this!

Where is the husbandman helium found? Holland? Denmark? Or successful his ain head?

The information is, determination are nary farmers who are blessed with what Reeves and her politburo person done.

And erstwhile you spot what happens to the countryside and the outgo of your food, you won’t beryllium blessed either.

It’s OK for the Labour Party.

They’re each successful Kentish Town, surviving connected a fare of quinoa.

They’re adjacent telling america present it’s much environmentally affable to import an avocado from Ecuador than it is to devour beef from a cattle that lived astatine the bottommost of your garden.

That’s a lie. And I cognize it’s a prevarication due to the fact that a Labour person said it.

I’m becoming much and much convinced that Starmer and Reeves person a sinister plan.

They privation to carpet weaponry our farmland with caller towns for immigrants and net zero windfarms.

But earlier they tin bash that, they person to ethnically cleanse the countryside of farmers.

That’s wherefore they had a Budget which makes farming nigh connected impossible.

And that’s wherefore I’ll beryllium successful London connected the 19th.

I whitethorn adjacent bring immoderate Diddly Squat sausages to amusement Londoners what they’ll suffer if they fto Reeves get distant with this.

I'm not buying it, Ed

ED MILIBAND, who can’t devour a bacon sandwich, announced that by 2030 Britain volition person truthful overmuch greenish energy, we could beryllium exporting it.

This means that successful conscionable six years, we volition request to treble the magnitude of upwind farms and treble the fig of star parks.

We volition besides request to bulldoze the readying strategy truthful that 620 miles of powerfulness lines tin beryllium hung from much than 2,000 pylons.

What’s more, households volition beryllium told erstwhile they tin usage powerfulness and erstwhile they can’t.

And connected apical of each this, we volition request to support state powerfulness stations operational truthful they tin measurement successful erstwhile it’s cloudy and still.

Sounds a spot far-fetched and costly if you inquire me, but Neso, the recently formed vigor overseer, says the plans are “credible”.

Well it would, wouldn’t it? Because it’s a state-run operation.

Off you pop

TOM HANKS reportedly said helium would permission America if Donald Trump became President.

And that gives maine an idea.

Tom, if you privation to unrecorded successful a socialist woke state, wherefore not determination to England?

You could bargain a farm.

Lots volition beryllium disposable precise soon.

Verstappen takes it to the Max

WE learned 2 important things during past weekend’s Grand Prix successful Brazil.

Well, three, if you number Lance Stroll, who crashed his freshly repaired car connected the enactment lap.

And past drove it into a gravel trap.

First of all, Max Verstappen is 1 of the all-time greats.

He whitethorn adjacent beryllium the top operator we’ve ever seen.

And second, Lewis Hamilton is past his prime.

He blamed his car for his tail-end qualifying league but his squad mate, George Russell, was connected the beforehand row.

Of people it’s imaginable that due to the fact that Lewis is moving to Ferrari adjacent year, the squad are filling his substance vessel with citrus barley h2o alternatively of petrol.

But that seems unlikely.

It’s acold much probable that he’s present excessively old.

Kam she bash it? No.

THE US Democratic party is inactive sitting successful a authorities of shock, wondering however connected Earth they mislaid to a antheral similar Trump.

It’s simple.

If they’d fielded a campaigner who was sensible, they’d person won.

But they didn’t. So they didn’t.

Kamala Harris laughs astatine jokes she hasn’t thought of yet, she got her policies from Instagram teenagers, and she strings words unneurotic similar she’s picking them astatine random from a Scrabble bag.

She was ne'er going to win.

And she hasn’t.