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FC NOAH asked the satellite "what did you expect?" aft they were destroyed 8-0 by Chelsea astatine Stamford Bridge.
Transfermarkt puts the worth of the full Noah squad astatine £6.5 cardinal - compared to Chelsea's £1.4 BILLION-rated roster.
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No wonderment Chelsea are favourites to triumph the contention - their squad is worthy conscionable £83m little than the different 35 teams COMBINED.
Meanwhile hapless Noah were named aft the biblical ark, which came to remainder connected Mount Ararat, a nationalist awesome of Armenia.
And the floodgates soon opened arsenic the Chelsea lions came roaring archetypal done Tosin Adarabioyo and Marc Guiu wrong 13 minutes.
Goals from Axel Disasi, misfit Mykhailo Mudryk and a treble from Joao Felix, who is yet to commencement successful the Prem, made it 6-0 by half-time.
Top striker Christopher Nkunku, who can't get a blip of Prem enactment either, scored his ninth and tenth goals of the season, done a rebound and a harsh punishment to headdress disconnected a historical night.
But Armenia's 4th champion squad were hilariously realistic successful their post-match response.
Noah posted connected X: "What did you each truly expect to hap against 1 of the champion teams successful the world.
"That's not expected to beryllium successful the Conference League, and has a squad worth 124 times bigger than ours?"
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Neither squad belongs successful this contention with doubly Champions League winners Chelsea slumming it aft a mates of brainsick seasons pursuing a takeover successful 2022.
Minnows Noah person lone been successful beingness for 7 years and had to scrap each the mode done 3 qualifying rounds and a play disconnected conscionable for a accidental to play nether the lights successful West London.
Chelsea's Dominant Victory implicit Noah: Player Ratings Breakdown
Top 5 squad values successful Conference League
- Chelsea (England): £1.4billion
- Fiorentina (Italy): £268million
- Real Betis (Spain): £170million
- Copenhagen (Denmark): £85million
- Gent (Belgium): £80million
Thursday night's 8-0 victory broke the erstwhile Conference League grounds win.
The aged grounds for the highest triumph was Norwegian broadside Nordsjaelland's 7-1 triumph implicit Bulgarian outfit Ludogerets successful October 2023.
After 3 games Chelsea person scored 16 goals, doubly the full of the next-best squad Legia Warszawa.
Europe’s third-tier contention is the lone rubric missing from Chelsea’s trophy database and it already seems a substance of clip earlier they enactment that right.
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Blues supporters whitethorn arsenic good publication their flights and hotels successful the Polish metropolis of Wroclaw for next May due to the fact that it seems inconceivable that Enzo Maresca’s B squad volition not marque it to the final.
But it's not an wholly foregone decision - Tottenham failed to triumph it successful 2021 and Aston Villa were sunk to Olympiacos successful past season's semi-final.
Meanwhile Cole Palmer isn't adjacent successful the League Phase squad.
He was spotted lasting successful a tracksuit pitch-side with Prem regular Levi Colwill, arsenic the brace took pictures and signed autographs for fans.
Chelsea supporters saw Palmer's beingness arsenic a boost up of Sunday's crunch clash against Arsenal.
The 22-year-old was considered a doubt, aft picking up a sound during the Blues' 1-1 gully with Manchester United past weekend.
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Chelsea ratings vs Noah
SUNSPORT'S Dan King rates Chelsea's young guns aft their flood of goals against Noah.
FILIP JORGENSEN - 7
Kept retired changeable earlier floodgates opened astatine different end. Made different crisp saves, including precocious brave one. Looks a coagulated No 2.
AXEL DISASI - 7
Out of presumption for aboriginal Noah accidental but successful close spot to caput successful third. Good link-up with George connected the right.
TOSIN ADARABIOYO - 7
Recovered from shaky commencement defensively to unfastened scoring and his ain Chelsea account. Steadier aft the break.
BENOIT BADIASHILE - 6
Like Tosin, not wholly convincing arsenic Noah created a fewer first-half openings, though made 1 bully block. Also amended successful 2nd half.
RENATO VEIGA - 5
Couple of aboriginal mistakes, 1 of which could person been costly, acceptable tone. Not arsenic awesome arsenic successful erstwhile ECL games.
ENZO FERNANDEZ - 8
On his ain successful midfield successful the archetypal fractional yet was capable to supply 3 assists, 2 from corners, and look precise comfortable.
TYRIQUE GEORGE - 8
Teenage winger made astir of archetypal elder start, beating opponents astatine volition and sending successful unsafe crosses. Worked back, too.
CHRISTOPHER NKUNKU - 7
Looked little bare to tuck successful to extremity buffet. But went up beforehand for 2nd fractional and scored doubly aft missing 2 bully chances.
JOAO FELIX - 8
At it from the start, missed an aboriginal accidental but past scored doubly successful a swaggering archetypal half. Disappointed not to implicit hat-trick.
MYKHAILO MUDRYK - 7
Much quieter than George until helium chopped wrong and smashed location with assurance that had seemed lacking. Decent workrate.
MARC GUIU - 7
The 18-year-old striker worked hard arsenic ever and got his reward, bagging his archetypal Chelsea extremity and stealing shot up of Felix’s first.
SUBS
KIERNAN DEWSBURY-HALL (for Guiu, HT) - 6
Some neat touches and won punishment for eighth Blues goal.
CESARE CASADEI (for Fernandez, HT) - 6
Found beingness arsenic casual arsenic Enzo, yet incapable to marque the aforesaid originative impact.
CARNEY CHUKWUEMEKA (for George, 68) - 5
Took a portion to get going and missed decent accidental to marque it nine.
SAMUEL RAK-SAKYI (for Nkunku, 80) - 6
Teenager mostly composed connected first-team debut but changeable implicit barroom with extremity gaping.
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