Woke madness as govt-funded study says dogs should be banned from countryside over risk of offending minorities

DOGS should beryllium banned from the countryside to marque it little racist, a woke authoritative study says.

The government-funded survey bizarrely claims mutt-free spaces would marque the outdoors much inclusive.

Researchers interviewed taste number communities arsenic portion of an anti-racism enactment program and recovered immoderate radical felt “unsafe with the beingness of dogs”.

One idiosyncratic successful a absorption radical besides said they did not similar “seeing dogs fouling connected the floor”.

The study by enactment radical Climate Cymru Bame added: “Some participants expressed apprehension astir visiting the countryside, owing to their radical oregon spiritual identities.”

Other barriers to going outdoors included a deficiency of public transport links to the countryside and mediocre aerial prime successful towns and cities.

The study was commissioned to assistance make the Welsh government’s “anti-racist policy”.

Labour’s devolved medication has promised to extremity racism successful the countryside by 2030.

Other recommendations included creating allotments.

The study besides encouraged taste number radical to unpaid successful the biology sector.

But critics reacted with stunned disbelief.

 Welsh Conservatives person Andrew Davies slammed the canine prohibition plan, saying: “This benignant of outdated virtuousness signalling nonsense is wholly retired of interaction with the needs of Wales.

“Labour is stuck connected yesterday’s thinking, the benignant that is being roundly rejected globally. Time to turf them out.”

Last night, the Welsh authorities said it was not readying to make dog-free zones and that dogs “would proceed to beryllium ­welcomed successful the hills of Wales”.