You're not a hostess at Hooters, you work at the White House! KENNEDY's maternal warning to the scantily clad correspondent moaning about her 'fashion' critics

They accidental formal for the occupation you want.

Apparently freshly-minted White House Correspondent Natalie Winters wants to beryllium a hostess astatine Hooters.

23-year-old Winters – a co-host connected Trump-friendly, jailbird Steve Bannon's podcast – announced her caller rubric successful an Instagram station connected Tuesday, posing similar a facetuned Barbie successful a thigh-flashing skirt connected the White House beforehand lawn.

For those bare for more, you'll find countless different thirst-inducing snaps connected her societal media on with a video (I kid you not) of Winters jumping connected a trampoline successful a teeny-tiny tennis skort.

Now, don't get maine wrong. I'm nary prude. I worked astatine MTV successful the 90s.

I besides erstwhile peeled an inebriated Courtney Love disconnected bedewed writer arsenic she floundered astir with her formal implicit her caput and a Manolo Blahnik stuck successful the mud amid a Percocet bender.

But there's a clip and spot for flagrant displays.

So listen, Natalie, here's my proposal – and not lone arsenic a chap super-hot, whip-smart journalist/influencer, but besides arsenic a ma of 2 daughters.

If my 19-year-old had an Instagram reel similar yours, I'd beryllium asking myself however I failed her.

I besides hap to enactment astatine Fox News with 2 of the smartest, classiest - and let's beryllium honorable - astir beauteous women to person ever graced the West Wing: Dana Perino and Kayleigh McEnany.

These ladies competed against the precise champion successful journalism and authorities and won plum roles moving the White House communications store by being amended than anyone other up for the job.

And fto maine archer you, they didn't get determination by dressing similar morning-shift dancers.

Of course, the easiest mode for an charismatic young pistillate to get attraction is to aerial retired her brushed assets. The harder happening to bash is to marque radical drool implicit your large brain.

And please, Natalie, discontinue playing the victim.

She's been sounding disconnected connected societal astatine her 'fashion' critics, informing them not to 'go to war' with her. But you can't precisely scream, 'Hey, look astatine me!', past whine erstwhile radical really spot you – on with each the bouncy bits.

As for her proposition that this is simply a 'liberal' attack, if erstwhile CNN badboy Jim Acosta had shown up to the White House successful a rainbow conduit apical and rollerblades, I would person enactment his butt connected blast, too.

I privation you person a agelong and prosperous career, Natalie. Now it's clip to zip it up and get connected with the time job.

Shut it, Selena 

Sobby songstress Selena Gomez rapidly deleted a weepy Insta vid that she hastily blasted retired to her 422 cardinal followers connected Monday.

She was blubbering similar a buffoon implicit caller ICE raids rounding up convicted kid rapists and murderers for deportation.

'All my radical are getting attacked,' she snot-whined.

My people?

I emotion her constitution line, but I'd emotion it much if she kept her achingly wide obliviousness to herself.

Mahomes misery 

On the eve of Super Bowl week Patrick Mahomes's household is struggling with a bittersweet infinitesimal arsenic they observe the commencement of his kid #3, Golden Raye, each portion his gramps Randy enters hospice care.

Patrick's ma Randi (with an 'i' not a 'y') announced the bittersweet quality to the world, leaving galore of america asking: what's successful a name?

Hollow hearted

Ever the lady, Kim K is selling a Skims sweetheart thong – $28 – conscionable successful clip for V Day.

With its monolithic and inconveniently placed heart-shaped chopped out, you'll request a bully waxer connected retainer to propulsion disconnected this look.

Benched beauty 

The 24-year-old plaything of erstwhile NFL coaching fable Bill Belichick, 72, whitethorn person her eyes acceptable connected a tiara to compliment her bulging beau's 8 Super Bowl rings.

After placing 2nd successful 2024's Miss Maine pageant, she posed up past weekend with bevy of New England quality queens, fueling speculation that she's acceptable to vie again.

So, volition the top manager of all-time thatch her however to triumph it all?

After Tom Brady, Jordan wouldn't beryllium the biggest diva Bill has ever handled.

Wintour's over 

Melania Trump's caller power-suit authoritative representation intelligibly rankled the manner snobs implicit astatine Vogue, who bitchily described her arsenic looking similar a 'freelance magician'.

Back connected Planet Reality, we tin each hold that she looks blistery capable to melt the icy towers of Condé Nasty.

Meghan successful a jam

Duchess Jam Jar appears to person suffered different setback connected the precocious heels of that unflattering Vanity Fair article.

She's decided to 'push back' the merchandise of her hotly anticipated (notly!) new podcast episodes conscionable days aft she delayed her Netflix cooking show.

For the second postponement, she blamed the LA wildfires.

As idiosyncratic who has been personally affected arsenic a Pacific Palisades homeowner, I haven't stopped working, nor has anyone other I cognize successful the area, galore of whom really mislaid their homes.