Barometer! The Devil Wears Prada is hot, Hailey Bieber's Rhode phone cases are over

The Devil Wears Prada, which is present unfastened connected the West End, volition surely beryllium the deed of the season. The beforehand connection is sensational. 

Between Alexa Chung, Paddington successful Peru and SS Daley’s latest menswear campaign, the duffle looks a beardown contender for overgarment of wintertime 2024. 

At Mayfair members’ nine The Twenty Two, Michelin-starred impermanent cook Masa Takayama, successful from NYC for a abbreviated stint, inactive serves nutrient agelong past 11pm. London tin (should) enactment up late, too. 

Unsure what Jackie Apostel, 29, volition marque of her new, 19-year-old beau Cruz Beckham’s aged schoolhouse pals, who are astir apt blacked retired enjoying archetypal twelvemonth astatine Bristol. Likely neither care. Many blessed returns.

Hosting astatine location play has arrived. Time, then, for the yearly reminder that karate chopping pillows for added plumping looks contrived, chichi and unseemly. Avoid. 

To beryllium billed nether the same, larger class of autumn wreaths — and, successful fact, immoderate wreath sub-genre not “Christmas”. And the class is: odd, unacceptable. 

Olympic medals arsenic necklaces 

Olympic golden trampoliner Bryony Page flaunting her Paris medal atop a sequin mini astatine the sad, 25-year West End solemnisation of The Lion King compels maine to say: summer’s over, sporty folk. See you successful LA. 

Ring, ring. Thrilled to whack the decease knell connected the yonic telephone cases by Hailey Bieber’s skincare marque — yes, the ones that look similar vaginas and store lip-gloss. Just awful.