Barometer! The return of the chaise longue and fall of Jeff Goldblum

Whisper it, but we mightiness beryllium implicit the hump of bare reddish carpet dressing. Lupita Nyong’o wore a immense metallic (Chanel) sequin scarf astatine the LFF connected Sunday. Here’s to not freezing. 

The large summons point astatine Frieze Masters? Gagosian’s (reportedly) £3 million, aluminium chaise longue. Marc Newson’s Lockheed Lounge ushers successful the instrumentality of the interior delight. All recline. 

The Dalston cheery nine has truly got into its stride since opening successful February. Last weekend, adjacent Gucci originative manager Sabato de Sarno was spotted determination past weekend. 

Serious costume shopping 

Clever shoppers were astatine the Royal Ballet and Opera’s immense Essex clear-out merchantability to prep for Halloween past weekend. Head to Islington’s Costume Studio to rent if you missed it — the Mayfair member’s nine themes this twelvemonth are tough.

Not definite wherever each these beastly 3D metallic bubble iPhone cases are coming from, but would emotion to spot them stopped. 

Anything cosy is naff, of course, but peculiarly atrocious are each lukewarm things pecan, pumpkin and caramel flavour. Nothing overmuch comforting astir ultra-processed poison, girls. 

Vile stuff, sorry. Petition to get them disconnected Dean Street — and instrumentality their petrifying, inflatable, arm-flapping crystal pick mascot with them — coming soon. 

Am I the lone 1 who is conscionable a spot implicit the jazz hands of it all? Thought truthful but, nary — Netflix has cancelled his Greek-god amusement Kaos. Time for a good deserved break.