THERE goes Donald Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize!
Is the orangish 1 the President of the USA oregon the King of the World? Trump seems to judge it is the latter.
By what authorization does Trump program to “take over” and “own” Gaza and crook it into the “riviera of the Middle East”?
Gaz-a-Lago! Is Donald genuinely suggesting — arsenic helium certainly seems to beryllium — that 2 cardinal Palestinians volition beryllium forced to permission their homeland portion helium builds a blingy edifice connected apical of the wide graves?
Trump insists the American subject volition not beryllium required astatine Gaz-a-Lago.
So I conjecture the Israeli Defence Force volition beryllium staying successful Gaza . . . forever.
President Trump is presently giddy with a Napoleonic hubris.
Now that adjacent his erstwhile fiercest critics — similar our laughable Foreign Secretary David Lammy — are shamelessly grovelling astatine Trump’s feet, the US president deludes himself into believing that the satellite tin beryllium remade successful his ain image.
As Trump’s erstwhile enemies and his long-time allies are seemingly each reluctant to disagree with him, fto america beryllium bold capable to authorities the obvious.
The ruins of Gaza request rebuilding — not taste cleansing.
And however tin Gaz-a-Lago delight anyone but the astir right-wing headbangers successful Benjamin Netanyahu’s cabinet?
If I was an American citizen, I would person voted for Trump.
Trump tells Biden 'you're fired' arsenic helium halts his information clearance arsenic payback
Give maine Donald implicit Joe Biden, Kamala Harris oregon Keir Starmer immoderate time of the week.
But Trump can’t enactment similar a Manhattan existent property developer erstwhile facing the bloody tides of history.
In his archetypal word arsenic President, Trump was famously — laudably — against American subject intervention. Bad for business, dude.
But turning Gaza into a formation edifice for Israelis sounds similar a bully mode of starting World War Three.
Trump seems to beryllium wholly ignorant of the past of the Middle East.
The Palestinians, the wider Muslim satellite and so anyone with 2 encephalon cells to hitch unneurotic tin spot that the removal of Palestinians from Gaza would beryllium thing little than a 2nd Nakba — catastrophe — the Palestinian word for their displacement erstwhile the authorities of Israel was formed successful the shadiness of the Holocaust.
Mr President — your dumb thought is unworkable.
President’s flunkies are already backtracking
Jordan and Egypt volition ne'er instrumentality successful millions of Palestinians, galore of them young, radicalised and aggravated aft seeing Gaza pummelled into rubble pursuing the Hamas atrocities of October 7.
If Trump believes that the wide murder, rape and abductions of 7/10 has pushed the semipermanent imagination of the two-state solution to breaking constituent — past helium is right.
But that doesn’t marque Gaz-a-Lago a bully idea.
Putting a smug smirk connected Benjamin Netanyahu’s look is not the way to bid successful the Middle East
Tony Parsons
Saudi Arabia is ne'er going to wage for the taste cleansing of Gaza.
Will the American taxpayer?
And though Trump’s flunkies are already backtracking connected Gaz-a-Lago (although he’s not!), conscionable saying this garbage retired large has already fixed the greenish airy to immoderate dictator connected satellite Earth keen connected occupying sovereign nations.
If America tin “take over” and “own” Gaza, past what is to halt China “taking over” and “owning” Taiwan? Or Russia “taking over” and “owning” Ukraine?
Trump’s crackpot program does not simply interruption each planetary law — it makes this satellite a acold much unsafe place.
Yes, we recognize that sometimes Trump bellows outrageous statements that are truly conscionable the opening gambit successful the latest woody to beryllium done.
And Trump has a deserved estimation arsenic a peacemaker.
After much than a twelvemonth of decease and destruction, the ceasefire betwixt Israel and Hamas was lone hammered retired erstwhile President Trump was heading for the Oval Office.
But putting a smug smirk connected Benjamin Netanyahu’s look is not the way to bid successful the Middle East.
Ironically, galore Arab Americans voted for Trump due to the fact that they wanted to punish the Democrats for supporting subject assistance for Israel.
But each hopes that President Trump would beryllium a omniscient and even-handed peacemaker were dashed this week.
Trump appears to beryllium advocating a one-state solution successful the Middle East — the authorities of Israel, with millions of Palestinians exiled.
Yes, Israel has each close to support itself.
But the Palestinian radical person the close to a home.
IF Sir Keir Starmer sounds similar an I-speak-your-weight instrumentality with dormant batteries AFTER seeing dependable manager Leonie Mellinger, past ideate what helium indispensable person sounded similar before.
NIGEL FARAGE says helium volition forestall “lunatics and maniacs” from joining Reform UK, who this week edged up of Labour and the Tories successful a poll.
If Nigel succeeds successful purging Reform’s Fruitcake Tendency, I can’t spot who tin halt him marching each the mode to Downing Street.
The polls bash not lie. Reform are refreshing the parts of the British colonisation that Labour and the Tories conscionable can’t reach.
How to chopped the Ballas-t
“I’VE realised the assemblage doesn’t request arsenic overmuch nutrient arsenic I support stuffing successful my face,” confesses Strictly’s caput judge, Shirley Ballas.
It sounds similar specified a elemental statement.
And yet, arsenic we each conflict to motion disconnected the post-Christmas lumber, it could hardly beryllium much profound. As a nation, we are overweight due to the fact that we devour acold excessively much.
“The archetypal twelvemonth connected the Strictly Come Dancing tour, I gained 10lb successful conscionable 1 month,” says Shirley.
“Then I realised. ‘You cannot devour meal , luncheon and dinner, Shirley - you are implicit the property of 60!’ I had oversized portions and 3 meals a day, positive each the treats that spell with it.”
Don’t we all? And past we wonderment wherefore our trousers look to person shrunk.
Shirley Ballas stays a trim size 10 by limiting what she eats.
She follows 18-6 intermittent fasting – meaning not eating for 18 hours and restricting her 1 repast a time to wrong a six-hour window.
We perceive a batch astir abdominous jabs these days.
Head justice Shirley, 64, suggests an alternate and extremist semipermanent solution – self-discipline.
I wonderment if it volition ever drawback on?
One and homely George
GEORGE MICHAEL fans marque pilgrimages to his Mill House successful Goring-on-Thames, Oxon, wherever helium died of heart disease aged 53 connected Christmas Day 2016.
Or to his location successful Highgate, North West London – which is successful the news this week due to the fact that it has been allowed to autumn into a authorities of disrepair.
But agelong earlier the bolthole successful Goring and mansion successful Highgate, George lived adjacent the second successful a modern, achromatic location connected a backstage thoroughfare successful Hampstead.
And contempt his awesome spot portfolio – helium owned a stud workplace successful Hertfordshire, wherever helium had his 30th day party, and gaffs from St Tropez successful the South of France to Santa Barbara successful California – it is the achromatic house successful Hampstead that I deliberation of arsenic George Michael’s home.
In the past days of Wham! and aboriginal years of his monolithic solo success, it was his sanctuary.
His housekeeper was Lesley, his beloved mum. His roommate was Hippy, a sweet, chaotic Labrador who enjoyed snacking connected the house’s wall-to-wall achromatic carpet.
A caller Aston Martin that George ne'er drove was parked successful the garage.
There was besides a battered Range Rover outside, and each greeting George and Hippy would thrust to adjacent Hampstead Heath for walkies.
Occasionally, a lone instrumentality would beryllium outside, promising that they would spell distant if George gave them a buss connected the feature (he ever obliged).
Sometimes, we would person beverage and biscuits looking retired the backmost model (George ever skipped the biscuits if helium had a photoshoot coming up) and ticker a solitary lensman crawling done the undergrowth.
But successful that post-Faith epoch erstwhile George Michael was perchance the biggest prima connected the planet, the extracurricular satellite mostly near him unsocial successful that white house connected a quiescent thoroughfare successful Hampstead.
I don’t cognize what George’s beingness was similar successful Goring oregon Highgate, oregon astatine immoderate of his different properties.
But I knew the feline good erstwhile helium lived successful his archetypal real-home house, successful Hampstead.
And George Michael was blissfully blessed there.
Build a fitting legacy
THE residents of Grenfell Tower were working-class Londoners who came from each country of the planet.
The devastating 2017 fire successful the West London operation artifact claimed 72 lives – though the existent fig is astir surely higher than that authoritative figure.
They had built a assemblage successful what turned retired to beryllium a decease trap. Safety standards were shoddy.
The deadliest residential occurrence successful the UK since World War Two was started by a faulty fridge-freezer.
When Grenfell burned, a assemblage was destroyed too.
As the Government announces plans to demolish Grenfell, the families who lived determination merit to beryllium remembered with much than the projected memorial.
Grenfell was a working-class assemblage surviving next doorway to immoderate of the astir costly spot successful the capital.
Honour the representation of those who died by rebuilding that community.
That would beryllium the champion memorial of all.
And if the working-class Londoners who lived and died successful that operation artifact are forgotten, past the calamity of Grenfell volition beryllium compounded.