GREG GUTFELD: Kamala Harris' town hall had to be orchestrated

So past night, Kamala held a municipality hall, and it had each the spontaneity of synchronized swimming. I wonder, would the assemblage beryllium capable to inquire questions? 

WOMAN: Are we going to beryllium capable to inquire a question?

MARIA SHRIVER: You're not, unfortunately, we person immoderate predetermined questions, and I hopefully — I'll beryllium capable to inquire immoderate of the questions that mightiness beryllium successful your head. I anticipation so.

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Vice President Kamala Harris sits with erstwhile U.S. Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) for a municipality hallway with Maria Shriver astatine the Royal Oak Music Theatre connected October 21, 2024 successful Royal Oak, Michigan, United States. (Photo by Sarah Rice/Getty Images)

Yeah. Sorry, toots. Sorry, toots, you're conscionable a prop. Come on. We didn't adjacent springiness you a superior and you deliberation we're going to fto you inquire unscripted questions? Hell, Kamala can't adjacent reply scripted questions if we springiness her a week successful advance. 

So close disconnected the bat, we got the laic of the land. Another manicured level for Kamala to blurt retired her now-legendary connection salads. I mean, this wide ought to travel to each lawsuit with a broadside of ranch and a container of croutons. Still, these things cannot beryllium overlooked.

VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS: These things cannot beryllium overlooked. And I person said galore times publicly, and I'll accidental it again — successful many, galore ways, Donald Trump is an unserious man.

Yeah, an unserious man. How affluent coming from the campaigner who is half-Indian, half-hyena. But it's Trump who's the unserious person? You know, the feline that built fractional the NYC skyline, has already been president, rather successfully, I mightiness add. 

A feline who raised a beautiful, palmy household that anybody would beryllium arrogant of. A antheral who has virtually taken a slug for a occupation helium didn't adjacent need.

Democratic statesmanlike nominee Vice President Kamala Harris speaks during a run lawsuit astatine Riverside Park successful Grand Rapids, Mich., Friday, Oct. 18, 2024. (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin) (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)

A antheral who our adversaries admit they respect and adjacent fear. Yet he's the unserious one? You dizzy, dumba**. And look astatine Liz Cheney sitting there. She looks thrilled. It's similar she's thinking, "I discontinue my governmental enactment and each I got was this lousy wino." 

But look, I watched the municipality hallway for lone 1 reason: hoping to perceive 1 much clip astir the quality of a democracy, wherever I deliberation there's a duality.

HARRIS: The quality of a ideology is specified that I deliberation there's a duality. On the 1 hand, there's an unthinkable spot erstwhile our ideology is intact and unthinkable spot successful what it does to support the freedoms and rights of its people. There's large spot successful that. And it is precise fragile. It is lone arsenic beardown arsenic our willingness to combat for it.

I ne'er get bushed of proceeding that. And she ne'er gets bushed of saying it.

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HARRIS: You know, I deliberation that there's a duality to the quality of democracy. When it's intact, it's truthful beardown — truthful beardown successful its nature, and it's precise fragile. | There's a duality to the quality of democracy. On the 1 hand, unthinkable spot erstwhile it is intact, incredibly beardown and incredibly fragile. | The quality of democracy, there's a duality to it. On the 1 hand, it's precise strong. When a ideology is intact, it is besides precise fragile.

Look, Kamala, if you're going to recycle aged crap, astatine slightest formal it up a bit. Tyrus' thought arsenic ever — bongos.

KAMALA HARRIS SPEAKING WITH BONGOS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

HARRIS: The quality of a ideology is specified that I deliberation there's a duality. On the 1 hand, there's an unthinkable spot erstwhile our ideology is intact and unthinkable spot successful what it does to support the freedoms and rights of its people. There's large spot successful that. And it is precise fragile. It is lone arsenic beardown arsenic our willingness to combat for it.

Yeah. Now, to astir people, she sounds stupid. But is she really? Jim Geraghty astatine National Review suggests possibly she isn't. He says "the caricature of Kamala Harris arsenic a bumbling dunce makes it casual to underestimate her." 

It's benignant of similar however you basal for Jesse Watters, contempt his glaring incompetence. I mean, look astatine that. Jim besides claims that her accomplishment is truly getting Democrats "emotionally invested successful her." It surely worked with Willie Brown. 

But that's much than a joke. It's a information — that getting Dems emotionally invested successful her means she gets others to bash the enactment she won't do, whether it's Willie Brown oregon consenting Brown voters. See what I did there? I know. But I get what Jim's saying. Don't conscionable say, "Wow, she's conscionable a dummy."

Because adjacent if you're right, nary one's going to perceive it. People bash the aforesaid happening with Trump. They place his existent deeds and absorption connected his words. Take the latest: Trump calling Democrat leaders the "enemy from within."

CNN'S JIM ACOSTA: Congressman, bash you see Adam Schiff and Nancy Pelosi to beryllium the force from within?

MSNBC'S JOY REID: Trump doubled down connected his Hitler talking points astir the "enemy from within."

CNN'S JAKE TAPPER: Donald Trump repeatedly referred to salient Democrats and others connected the near successful the United States, American citizens, arsenic "the force from within."

MSNBC'S ALI VELSHI: Donald Trump has been fixed accidental aft accidental to either downplay oregon clarify his comments astir what helium called the "enemy from within."

MSNBC'S JOE SCARBOROUGH: A large enactment campaigner calling his governmental opponents "the force within."

All that douchebag outrage, adjacent though Democrats not lone said the aforesaid happening astir enemies within, but they really acted connected it. Remember erstwhile these a-holes claimed determination was extremism wrong our military? It was large quality until the menace was debunked and the communicative went away. 

Or what astir the scourge of White privilege and systemic racism that labeled the bulk of people, again, wrong the country, arsenic oppressors and successful request of superior reeducation; that gave america a divided country, DEI and a s*** ton of unspeakable Disney movies. 

And don't ever hide what they did to anyone during the pandemic who dared to question their BS policies and their lies.

So prevention your outrage. Trump calling Pelosi and Schiff the "enemy within" is peanuts compared to calling tens of millions of Americans the force from within. Hell, you adjacent jailed a clump of them portion letting existent enemies from within: murders, arsonists and rapists, spell free, which created a caller request connected the American public. 

We present indispensable beryllium diligent each the time: erstwhile we're connected the streets, connected nationalist transportation, astir what our kids are being taught successful school, who's successful our restrooms, who's coming into the country. 

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It's a batch of unit connected us, and we're acceptable to blow. So that's wherefore the municipality hallway had to beryllium orchestrated. You can't person mean radical asking a phony campaigner questions astir the past 4 years. 

It had to beryllium stage-managed conscionable similar it was the past 4 years, due to the fact that if you knew the truth, past you'd spot the force wrong successful each its glory, and you'd flip it retired connected its lying a**.