Jeremy Clarkson criticises police response as farmers resort to drastic security measures

Jeremy Clarkson has deed retired astatine the constabulary aft his friend's spot was burgled doubly successful 1 night, and claimed that the criminals are often 'sent location with immoderate nutrient and a acquisition voucher'

Jeremy Clarkson has raged against the constabulary aft his mate's pad was doubly targeted by thieves successful a azygous evening, blasting the bobbies for not doing capable to enactment disconnected the crooks, who helium reckons are often "sent location with immoderate nutrient and a acquisition voucher."

The petrolhead aired his grievances successful his Sun file astir agrarian robberies and the lengths farmers spell to support their properties safe. The 'Clarkson's Farm' celebrity spills the beans: "I person a person successful leafy Hampstead who tells maine that each different night, he's woken by a neighbour's burglar alarm."

He expresses vexation astatine the sluggish response: "And past astir 4 hours aft the spot has been ransacked, he's woken again, by the dependable of approaching sirens arsenic the (not so) exigency services arrive."

Jeremy opens up astir the dire authorities of affairs adjacent him: "A mate came circular to accidental thieves had chopped the wires to his information lighting and alarm strategy and breached into his barn."

The TV property recounts the shocking aftermath: "They were disturbed, the constabulary came and that was the extremity of that," reports the Express.

After detailing however the offenders returned post-police to swipe his friend's quad motorcycle and motorcycle, Clarkson suggests that adjacent getting caught doesn't mean overmuch punishment, simply a slap connected the wrist and perchance a caller inhaler if they assertion to person asthma.

He besides hints astatine utmost steps different farmers are contemplating to safeguard their onshore from thieves.

The 64 twelvemonth aged revealed a treatment wherever immoderate neighbours considered hiring a backstage information squad to support their thoroughfare astatine night. He noted, "A dog? I cognize 1 antheral who lets an highly assertive Alsatian patrol his workplace gait astatine night," yet helium mused that "most dogs I cognize tin beryllium bought disconnected with a biscuit."

Jeremy continued the revelations from a caller pub chat, adding, "Another person wondered successful the pub past week if we should each load our shotguns with stone brackish cartridges and slumber with them nether our beds."