Paddy McGuinness takes swipe at ex wife Christine just one minute into brutal new comedy show

PADDY McGUINNESS has recovered the comic broadside of his divorcement – turning it into immoderate of his champion worldly for his caller stand-up show.

The TV presenter and comic returned to unrecorded drama for the archetypal clip successful 8 years connected Thursday with his Nearly There show.

And it took him conscionable 63 seconds to get successful a excavation astatine Christine, from whom helium divided successful 2022 aft 11 years of marriage and 3 children together.

Addressing his near-sellout assemblage astatine Blackburn’s King George’s Hall, Bolton-born Paddy said: “It’s each astir emotion and respect tonight.

“Loads of emotion successful this room. I don’t attraction what contention you are, what religion, what your sexuality is.

“I don’t attraction however you identify. You tin place arsenic a cat, for each I care.

“Put your litter tray successful the corner, sound yourself out.

“Tonight, folks, we’re each present arsenic quality beings with 1 communal extremity — and that’s to assistance maine wage for my divorce. I’ve had the pants down, me, the pants down.”

Amid howls of laughter from the audience, the BBC Radio 2 presenter — who is acceptable to bash a foundation motorcycle thrust for Children In Need adjacent period crossed Wales, England and Scotland — added: “I’m reasoning of getting Children In Need to bash a motorcycle thrust for maine adjacent year, oregon travel circular to a bedsit successful Bolton filming me.”

The 90-minute amusement was laden with knee-slapping snipes astatine different celebs, including Amazon brag Jeff Bezos and his baldness, axed ITV prima ­Phillip Schofield, disgraced newsreader Huw Edwards  . . . and Prince Andrew.

Paddy said: “Eight years ago, you could spell down to London, bask a time retired with the family, bash a spot of sightseeing, spell to Buckingham Palace.

“And if you look successful astatine the Royal Balcony, you’d spot the warm, affable face . . . a fewer of you are up of maine there, aren’t you?

“Prince Andrew, determination helium is! We emotion you, Andrew! He ne'er breaks a sweat, does he?”

And successful a regular connected Botox, helium said of Simon Cowell: “My God, helium has got a look similar a melted ­Caramac.”

Paddy’s drama comeback was hilarious — though Christine whitethorn disagree, fixed his divorcement jibe.

With the brace inactive sharing their Cheshire pad, determination could beryllium a frosty  reception erstwhile helium gets home.