Sinking Coleen Rooney is a gift that keeps on giving – but I have a favourite already: Rebekah Vardy’s I’m a Celeb diary

HELLO campers. How are we doing today?

A precise bully time from maine backmost from fleeing the state for the 300th clip successful the past year, I think.

But what an astonishing opening episode. I person to say, I deliberation it's the champion 1 truthful far. So what did we have? We had disgusting cocktails. We had cockroaches, skydiving, kangaroo anus for dinner, unsighted Barry and an astonishing trouser snake.

And I astir forgot to mention, Coleen sank successful the stream twice. It's the acquisition that keeps connected giving.

So nary existent buddies successful the campy yet, considering we're lone connected time one. But, I person to say, determination are immoderate large characters truthful far.

Danny "the trouser snake" Jones is afloat of energy. I emotion him truthful far, and he's decidedly gonna beryllium a existent entertainer successful there.

Barry McGuigan looks arsenic acceptable arsenic a butcher's dog. He is rather incredible. I deliberation he's decidedly gonna beryllium 1 to ticker successful the jungle. It looks similar him and Danny are gonna go really, truly bully friends.

But we don't wanna spot radical becoming friends. We wanna spot arguments, right?

Tulisa. Oh, my God. I hardly recognise her, but I emotion her. She's fierce, she looks truthful determined and she reminds maine a spot of however I was successful there.

You know, I really, truly wanted to spell successful and springiness it all. And, you know, thing truly fased maine successful there. But she's very, precise competitory arsenic well, which is great.

Her and Alan did truthful good to triumph their archetypal challenge, and she adjacent took connected the relation of campy chef, which, again, is thing that I loved successful there.

But I archer you what, it does get really, truly annoying erstwhile different radical effort to butt successful and instrumentality over—it decidedly utilized to thrust maine insane.

So Jungle Jane, our precise ain Jungle Jane. She is brilliant, and she is definitely, decidedly going to beryllium 1 that you bash not privation to messiness with.

She, again, is gonna beryllium fierce, but she's travel crossed truly capable, and I deliberation she's gonna beryllium really, really, truly pragmatic.

Oh my God. Dean exhausted me. He was similar this small kid connected Christmas Day. I deliberation helium whitethorn find himself up for a batch of the challenges and trials, but who knows?

IBS mightiness beryllium the slightest of his worries if he's up for a batch of the trials, truthful yeah, we'll person to ticker and see.

Oti's coming crossed arsenic truly sweet, and I deliberation she's really, really, truly gonna bask the situation of being successful the jungle. After all, it is specified an unthinkable experience.

GK Barry—oh, my God, she's truthful down to earth, but my God, doesn't she shriek a lot?

And, of course, she was voted archetypal to bash the trial, which mightiness sound her assurance a bit. But did she say, "What is simply a volcano?"

So Melvin—er, isolated from wearing immoderate bully apparel connected the beach, he's not truly done capable for me.

But helium does look to beryllium really, truly laid back. And, you know, that volition spell a agelong mode erstwhile the hunger pangs footwear in. Unless they're each connected the Ozempic diet. You ne'er know.

So isolated from lame jokes from Ant and Dec, who've besides had their stock of scandals successful the past—easy tigers—who writes their scripts anyway? It's been a fantastic episode.

P.S. Did I notation Coleen sank her vessel twice? Oh, dear.

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