GREG GUTFELD: Kamala's rehashing Joe's dirty tricks to get elected

So, this week, the National Security Leaders for America, a "bipartisan radical of erstwhile subject and intel officers," released a missive endorsing the campaigner they deliberation volition marque a amended president. And it'll marque you consciousness arsenic unafraid arsenic a breached strap connected Brian Stelter's bra. It reads successful part, "We are Republicans, Democrats and Independents loyal to the ideals of our nation-- similar freedom, democracy, and the regularisation of instrumentality -- not to immoderate 1 idiosyncratic oregon party." Yeah, and they privation you to judge the champion typical for those ideals is Kamala. 

Yes, Harris, who shows arsenic overmuch respect for regularisation of instrumentality arsenic P Diddy, though she's astir apt a amended rapper. The funniest part? Out of each the names successful the letter, 9 of the biggest ones, including Clapper, John Brennan, Panetta, besides signed different letter, you mightiness recall. Remember our favourite pirate, Captain Rehab? Remember however helium near a laptop afloat of incriminating grounds astatine a repair shop, past abandoned it similar an out-of-wedlock child? And however messages connecting his aged antheral to currency dealings with China and Ukraine were wedged betwixt the homemade porn similar Hunter and a hooker sandwich? And however they each denied it adjacent existed erstwhile it threatened to derail his father's run for president. 

Well, then, you besides retrieve what saved Joe's candidacy: an unfastened letter-- from 51 erstwhile intel hacks claiming Hunter's laptop had "all the classical earmarks of a Russian accusation operation." This, of course, was a prevarication and besides an incorrect usage of the connection earmarks. They really meant hallmark, not earmark. Earmark means however the authorities designates your taxation wealth to walk similar Dana Perino astatine a tattoo parlor. You know, connected indispensable worldly similar overseas wars, home spying and resistance queen communicative hour. 

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Of course, erstwhile Joe was safely successful office, that screen communicative blew up similar a Hezbollah pager. But it was excessively late. The prevarication worked. The laptop was real. They knew it was real. They lied due to the fact that they were hopeless to enactment the Dems backmost successful power aft years of Trump's hideous bid and prosperity. 

Republican statesmanlike nominee, erstwhile U.S. President Donald Trump participates successful a Fox News Town Hall with Sean Hannity astatine the New Holland Arena connected September 04, 2024 successful Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.  (Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images)

But that's what spies do. They lie. Ask Dianne Feinstein's operator oregon Swalwell's mistress oregon Hochul's erstwhile lawman main of staff. There are less Chinese radical successful the room astatine Panda Express. Joe past utilized that corrupt missive arsenic a fig leafage to screen his withered dong of deception. Putin has done a batch of things, to beryllium sure, but that was 100% Democrat. So, yeah, the liars who signed that missive besides signed Kamala's endorsement. She'd beryllium truthful blessed to spot that, provided idiosyncratic reads it to her. So they're doing the aforesaid happening they did 4 years agone and for the aforesaid reason. It's atrocious capable Harris is conscionable rehashing Biden's ideas. 

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Now she's rehashing his soiled tricks to get elected. She can't adjacent beryllium archetypal erstwhile she's being dishonest. So who would these endorsements sway? Well, conscionable look astatine who's telling you to ballot Democrat. The CIA. The IRS. Dick Cheney. Taylor Swift. All deceptive forces of evil. Especially Swift. I mean, look what she's done to her boyfriend. This play he's scoring little than Brian Kilmeade astatine a lesbian java shop. Taylor pretended to beryllium a state vocalist to go America's sweetheart, past turned connected america similar a hotter, thinner and pistillate Liz Cheney. 

Rep. Liz Cheney looks connected during her superior predetermination nighttime enactment successful Jackson, Wyoming, Aug. 16, 2022.   (REUTERS/David Stubbs)

But who successful America was connected the obstruction astir this predetermination until a clump of spies endorsed cackling McKnee pads? The past clip we saw an enactment of desperation similar this was Pelosi's facelift. One much and her belly fastener volition beryllium connected her forehead. But similar Hunter, adjacent the extremity of a cocaine binge, they're grasping astatine straws. And you'd beryllium too. While the Dems are sweating like Chris Christie successful a Zumba class, Trump's gathering voters and ducking bullets. He adjacent joked astir being connected this amusement past week, wherever our 5 cardinal viewers crushed Kamala's massage league similar Oprah sitting connected a container of Doritos. Even though, possibly I said connected the show, you know, I don't emotion this guy.

DONALD TRUMP: But Gutfeld said connected the show, helium said, you know, I don't emotion this guy, but, man, everything helium touches, helium fixes. He gets it done. Our state was doing great. We had the champion economy. And he asked for an interview. And I said, you know, I'll bash it, but I'm begrudgingly. Ten minutes. I don't truly privation to bash it due to the fact that helium doesn't similar me. I conjecture I don't similar anybody that doesn't similar me. I'll beryllium honest. When they don't similar me, I don't similar them, OK? Sounds childish. That's the mode it is. Call it a property defect.

I don't similar anybody who doesn't similar me. That is honesty, people. And it looks similar much and much radical are liking Trump, too. According to the latest New York Times poll, Trump leads in the battleground states of Arizona, Georgia and North Carolina. If helium wins them successful November, he'd lone request to triumph 1 of either Michigan, PA oregon Wisconsin. Then it's over. 

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Damn, if lone Joe's encephalon hadn't shriveled up similar a raisin nether a sunlamp. Now he's near his enactment with the lone dope who makes adjacent him look much qualified. Maybe that was the point..