I've met RFK Jr and know what makes the Juiced Granddad so irresistible, writes KENNEDY. It's not the Katherine Hepburn voice or rippling abs - but something he was born with... and abuses

New York Magazine has enactment its sexy, pouting star-writer Olivia Nuzzi successful clip retired implicit a sexting narration with randy (and married!) septuagenarian RFK Jr.

Wait, are you telling maine pistillate reporters flirt with their sources?

That can't perchance beryllium true.

As Naughty Nuzzi tweeted successful 2015: 'Why does Hollywood deliberation pistillate reporters slumber with their sources?'

That resurfaced tweet prompted a slew of 'that aged well' responses, though, I person to say, not arsenic good arsenic Bobby Jr has with his rippling abs and rock-hard, dirt-brown pecs.

But did Nuzzi, a babe astatine 31, adjacent basal a accidental against Juiced Granddad?

Is it Bobby's impossibly bluish eyes, that sculpted physique, the aging Katherine Hepburn dependable oregon the Camelot crown he's forged for himself that's so irresistible?

I cognize that helium won maine implicit past period erstwhile helium belatedly fussed up to dumping a carnivore carcass successful Manhattan's Central Park successful 2014, sparking a decades-long mystery.

What a cad!

The information is I've met RFK Jr a fewer times and helium has an undeniable idiosyncratic charm and magnetism.

To beryllium honest, he's a walking Viagra commercial.

A woman tin conscionable representation herself settling down adjacent to him successful side-by-side bathtubs and holding hands arsenic the prima drops beneath the horizon.

Whatever 'it' is, helium was calved with it… and, has a history, of abusing it.

He reportedly wrote successful an infamous idiosyncratic diary astir his 'lust demons' and tracked and rated his sex-capades with dozens of women similar a kid with prized Pokémon cards.

Gotta cod 'em all!

His late, ex-wife Mary Richardson, parent of 4 of his children, was tormented by his philandering, according to her friends.

She hanged herself successful the household barn during their bitter divorce, custody conflict and her conflict with slump and alcoholism.

Bobby – ever the gentlemen – had her sedate exhumed and unceremoniously moved from the Kennedy household crippled successful Hyannis Port, to beryllium replanted successful an obscure conception of the cemetery - against her family's wishes.

Why successful the satellite would idiosyncratic bash that?

'[RFK Jr] didn't recognize however crowded the country was until aft the funeral,' the section gravedigger said successful 2012. 'He opted for an country of the cemetery wherever determination is country for aboriginal expansion.'

I constitute each of this not to fto Nuzzi disconnected the hook – but to explicate wherefore this is the slightest astonishing improvement of 2024.

In a statesmanlike rhythm that progressive a bloodless coup, 2 assassination attempts, a large nanny, porn prima testimony, a burning Middle East warfare and much pantless pictures of a First Son than I tin count, this hardly makes the daze scale.

Some journalists are intoxicated by proximity to powerfulness - and the Kennedys ruin women.

Pick up my DailyMail workfellow Maureen Callahan's publication 'Ask Not: The Kennedys and the Women They Destroyed'.

Read for yourself however President John F Kennedy and RFK Jr's begetter Bobby passed astir Marilyn Monroe similar a atrocious cold.

Or astir Mimi Alford, the 19-year-old White House intern, who says JFK took her virginity successful the White House chamber that helium shared with Jackie.

Or astir Mary Jo Kopechne, the young run worker, near for dormant (but apt precise overmuch alive) by a young drunk Ted Kennedy successful a submerged car connected Chappaquiddick Island disconnected of Martha's Vineyard.

RFK Jr comes from a agelong enactment of men who took vantage of their presumption and allure. And, arsenic of now, he's not denying this inappropriate narration with a newsman astir 4 decades his junior.

Part of maine is mortified for his existent wife, Cheryl Hines.

She's surely been done the wringer!

When her conspiratorial hubby – who believes that weed slayer is turning teens trans and Wifi causes crab – dropped retired of the statesmanlike contention successful August and endorsed Trump, Hollywood turned connected her similar a pig connected a spit.

Ex-West Wing wanker-turned-perennial supporting histrion Bradley Whitford led the Hinesian ex-communication from the Holier-Than-Thou Church posting:

'Hey @CherylHines, mode to enactment soundless portion your lunatic hubby throws his enactment down the adjudicated rapist who brags astir stripping women of their cardinal rights. Gutsy. Great illustration for the kids. Profile successful courage.'

To which Bobby Kennedy replied, 'What benignant of antheral would bash that?'

Indeed, Bobby: What benignant of man?

But don't consciousness excessively atrocious for ol' Cheryl.

She was dating RFK Jr erstwhile Mary was inactive live and Cheryl was reportedly posting connected societal media astir each the amusive places she was going with Bobby.

She deleted those posts erstwhile Mary died.

As for Nuzzi, it's a doozy.

New York Magazine has placed her connected leave, writing, 'Had the mag been alert of this relationship, she would not person continued to screen the statesmanlike campaign… We regret this usurpation of our readers' trust.'

Nuzzi is besides presently connected permission from her erstwhile fiancé, Politico's main Washington analogous Ryan Lizza.

Lizza, 50, released his ain connection (no doubt, portion crying successful the shower): 'Because of my transportation to this communicative done my ex-fiancée, my editors and I person agreed that I won't beryllium progressive successful immoderate sum of Kennedy.'

It's calamity each around.

Even RFK Jr knew this was coming.

'I've got truthful galore skeletons successful my closet that if they could vote, I would beryllium king of the world,' helium told a crowded ballroom this summertime erstwhile asked astir an allegation that he'd sexually assaulted a erstwhile household babysitter.

I conjecture that's 1 mode to look astatine it, pal.

He's got skeletons, he's got abs and helium has aspirations for leadership.

If lone helium had a motivation compass.

That would beryllium the biggest astonishment of all.