Katherine Ryan savages Russell Brand, P Diddy and Christina Aguilera in brutal Glamour Awards speech

ODIOUS blokes instrumentality note: Katherine Ryan has got your cards marked.

And determination was 1 weasel-faced, scarf-wearing deadbeat whose ears would person been burning astatine the Glamour Women Of The Year party.

Kath, who is arsenic intelligent arsenic she is hilarious, has ne'er named Russell Brand arsenic the antheral she alleged was “a intersexual predator” years earlier helium was accused of a bid of grim offences against women.

Brand, to this day, has denied each the allegations. But, arsenic Katherine enactment it: “If helium said it was true, helium mightiness extremity up successful jail.”

Hosting the ceremonial astatine Raffles OWO Hotel successful cardinal London, earlier being handed the Feminist Hero gong, Katherine was connected fire.

She spoke astatine magnitude astir the nonentity successful a bid to wide up what had been written astir their run-in — erstwhile they appeared unneurotic connected a never-aired occurrence of Comedy Central Roast successful 2018.

“I’ll archer you everything that went down,” Katherine told the audience, which included Minnie Driver, Jodie Turner-Smith, Mollie King, Vick Hope and Myleene Klass.

‘Soul searching’

“Years ago, I didn’t privation to instrumentality a occupation erstwhile I learned that helium would besides beryllium successful the cast.

“Then aft immoderate psyche searching, I thought, ‘Why should I enactment home?’.

“He’ll beryllium determination successful his unnecessarily choky jeans, wearing a hoodie and w***ing disconnected to a Tibetan monk for views, oregon immoderate helium gets up to.

“Every clip I got a accidental to talk to him, I decided I would accidental worldly like, ‘I’m not getting paid capable to beryllium here, particularly considering however galore times my look volition beryllium connected the news erstwhile the victims travel forward’.”

Kath added: “I wasn’t trying to get him cancelled due to the fact that everybody already knew. Why didn’t you archer the journalist, Katherine? Everybody knew.

“Why didn’t you archer the police, Katherine? Everybody already knew.”

She besides mocked the men, including “comedians, musicians and actors” who got successful interaction afterwards for a “proof text” to amusement radical it wasn’t them she’d been referring too.

With a glint successful her eye, she joked astir messaging back: “Do you truly deliberation you should beryllium texting maine aft everything that happened betwixt us?”

The roast didn’t extremity with Brand, arsenic Katherine deadpanned her mode done an opening monologue which gave immoderate of Ricky Gervais’ Golden Globes hosting speeches a tally for their money.

She said with an eye-roll: “In a azygous twelvemonth successful the UK, 800,000 women person been victims of intersexual assault. Surely P Diddy doesn’t person that benignant of scope connected the internet?”

She continued: “I, myself, haven’t exercised erstwhile successful implicit 40 years, owed to the menace of antheral violence . . . and also, I don’t privation to. Can’t I conscionable beryllium a feminist who steals medicine from Type 2 diabetics to alteration myself into Christina Aguilera?”

Touché.

Before she went connected stage, I caught up with Kath, who told me: “I anticipation I don’t get cancelled.”

No chance. I privation a repeat.

Perrie plans the Way ahead

HER caller azygous You Go Your Way is retired tomorrow, and Perrie Edwards was buzzing implicit it erstwhile we met up astatine the after-party, above.

She told me: “It’s a opus I did with Joy Anonymous. I perfectly emotion him.

“He was the champion idiosyncratic to enactment with. I conscionable anticipation everyone loves it arsenic overmuch arsenic me.”

Perrie’s debut medium is expected next twelvemonth and she has large plans. She added: “I’d emotion to play live. It’s thing I privation to bash arsenic soon arsenic I’ve got much euphony out. When I’ve got that material, I volition beryllium looking astatine a tour. That is my dream.

“I person been loving the process, but I conscionable privation it retired present truthful I tin bash immoderate shows.”

Perrie besides confirmed she’s inactive champion mates with Little Mix bandmates Leigh-Anne Pinnock and Jade Thirlwall, adding: “It has been truthful beauteous to ticker each different doing our ain thing.

“In the future I anticipation that we tin bash worldly unneurotic again. Little Mix volition ne'er die.”

CHELLE’S NEW BOOKING?

I MUST person been surviving nether a rock, arsenic I’ve lone conscionable got into TV’s fantabulous Brassic.

Admitting my shame to its prima Michelle Keegan, she said determination were much bid to travel aft the 4th started streaming past month.

And it’s not the lone task she is eyeing up. She became a worldwide sensation acknowledgment to her relation successful Netflix’s Fool Me Once, a thriller based connected the caller by Harlan Coben.

After I spied her speechmaking his caller Think Twice, I asked Michelle if she’d had a publication sent her way. She said with a monolithic smile: “I’d emotion to enactment with Harlan again.

“He is simply a genius, helium is truthful bully astatine what helium does.”

Watch this space.