SNL begins 50th season with soft digs at Kamala Harris 2024 campaign... and harder jabs at Donald Trump

Saturday Night Live began its 50th play with a lengthy acold unfastened mildly poking amusive astatine both Kamala Harris' and Donald Trump's 2024 election campaigns.

The famously Democratic-leaning amusement has agelong been brushed connected the Biden Administration and existent to signifier saved it's strongest punches for Donald Trump.

The skit hardly had to bash immoderate dense lifting of its ain arsenic it reenacted the erstwhile president's caller comments astir Haitian immigrants eating cats and dogs.

The archetypal fewer seconds of the broadcast saw Andrew Dismukes arsenic quality anchor David Muir cracking a gag astir the ABC News statement being 'biased toward the Democrats, which … duh.' 

SNL alumni Maya Rudolph rejoined the formed arsenic Kamala Harris bringing backmost her 'fun aunt' aka the 'Funt' persona arsenic the Democratic statesmanlike candidate. 

'The Funt has been rebooted,' Rudolph said. '2 Funt, 2 Furious.' 

Harris said she was campaigning successful 'WisconsinaPennsylvaGeorgia' - referring to the important swing states necessary for a Democratic victory. 

'I americium truthful blessed to beryllium campaigning successful immoderate plaything authorities I'm in, which I volition conscionable notation to arsenic Wisconsin-Pennsylv-Georgia due to the fact that I americium going to support your Va-Georgia', referring to Harris' committedness to support women's rights to an abortion.

'You see, my run is similar the Sabrina Carpenter opus 'Espresso,'' Harris continued. 'The lyrics are vague but the vibe slaps.' 

'Now this predetermination is astir moving forward. You see, Donald Trump is stuck successful the past, but it's similar I accidental to my hubby Doug erstwhile helium leaves his telephone astatine the Chili's, 'We are not going back!'', Harris said.

Jim Gaffigan was introduced adjacent arsenic Minnsota Governor Tim Walz with Gaffigan quipping: 'In Minnesota we person a saying: 'Mind your damn business.' We besides person different saying successful Minnesota: 'My nuts froze to the parkland bench.''

Walz boasted astir his 'BDE… large dada energy' earlier showing disconnected his Costo branded suit. 

'It's idiosyncratic for me. I emotion this country. And arsenic a erstwhile teacher, I request the money,' helium cracked.

'I haven't been this excited since I got a 10 percent rebate connected a leafage blower for Menards,' Walz said. 'Can I say, I got that B.D.E…. Big Dad Energy. You spot what I did there?' 

'I got it. I didn't privation it, but I got it,' Harris said earlier bringing retired her husband.

'Tim is not the lone achromatic dude for Harris present today,' she joked.

Harris' husband, Doug Emhoff, who is Jewish, was portrayed by Andy Samberg who decreed himself to beryllium the 'Second Gentlemensch' arsenic helium made a gag astir decorating the White House for Christmas: 'The taxable is Hanukkah.'

'I've heard what the close says astir maine conscionable due to the fact that I'm unapologetic astir being a antheral supporting his wife: 'Oh, he's a beta, a woman guy, a trad husband, a small spoon.' You cognize what, if helping Kamala — who we telephone Mamala successful my household — go president means being a small spoon, past you tin chopped my small butt,' Emhoff said.

But the biggest jabs were reserved to James Austin Johnson's Donald Trump who astatine a rally claimed helium noticed radical were heading for the exits. 

'I spot you trying to leave, but the doors are locked!' Johnson's Trump said earlier noting however helium was bittersweet that helium is nary longer moving against Biden. 

'What we wouldn't springiness to person him basal adjacent to maine and beryllium old! We had this successful the bag, but past they did a switcheroo and they swapped retired Biden with skabala,' helium lamented. 

'They accidental that maine blaming the Democrats for inciting unit is the cookware calling the kettle black, but frankly I didn't cognize the kettle was achromatic until precise recently. I thought the kettle was Indian. Then it decided to crook black,' helium said, successful different jibe astir Harris' ethnicity.

Trump past reiterated his claims astir immigrants eating people's pets. 

'They're doing freak-offs with the dogs, and they're making the geese watch… They're doing a Diddy,' helium said, referring to the rapper's caller arrest.

Fellow formed subordinate Bowen Yang appeared connected signifier arsenic Trump's VP JD Vance with Trump staffers rolling distant the protective bulletproof solid arsenic helium came up. 

'Just this afternoon, helium [Trump] told me, J.D., you're similar a lad to maine due to the fact that I don't privation you and I'm stuck with you. People are saying I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hellhole americium I doing here? I'll archer you what I'm doing here, getting this assemblage hot. You guys are awesome. I privation to speech platform. It's called task 2025, and...'

The spoof broadcast past returned to the Harris rally with Dana Carvey arsenic President Joe Biden, squinting and wandering aimlessly astir the signifier earlier getting confused arsenic helium jumbled his words and began to speech successful circles.

'A batch of radical hide I'm president. Even me!' Carvey's Biden said. 

Rudolph's Harris thanked 'J'Biden' for 'putting the state archetypal and for handing implicit the reins.' 

'I didn't privation to! They made me,' Biden said arsenic helium seemingly blurted retired the truth.

'I deliberation I did a beauteous bully job. I passed much bills than immoderate president successful history. Folks, we inactive got enactment to do, nary joke. I'm being superior close now. Come on. Guess what, and by the way. The information of the substance is,' Biden said arsenic helium became progressively confused jumbling up his words.

Harris interrupted him: 'We tin extremity the drama-la, and the trauma-la, and spell unbend successful our pajama-las,' she said earlier Biden interrupted her erstwhile agian arsenic helium got excessively adjacent to her.