GREG GUTFELD: Howard Stern's transformation is based mainly on a delusional hatred for Trump

So, The New York Times present claims that adjacent this caller alleged "positive masculinity" of progressive men sucks, too. The article's written by a feminist named Ruth Whippman. Perfect name, if you inquire me. I conjecture Sarah Ballcrusher was taken. So we tin hide toxic masculinity. Now, adjacent affirmative masculinity is the problem. "After the cartoon supervillainy of Donald Trump and the smarmy misogyny of J.D. Vance, the affirmative masculinity of Walz and his ilk is simply a joyful relief. But for the adjacent procreation of boys, we mightiness bash amended to ditch the masculinity rhetoric altogether." I know. 

She adds, "the thought that boys indispensable usage masculinity arsenic a changeless notation constituent for their ain worth is harmful to them and others." Whatever, lady. But look, what bash you expect from the mindset that thinks women tin athletics a 5:00 shadiness but past mock women who privation to beryllium bully wives and mothers? They tin nary longer specify a woman, truthful what the hellhole bash they cognize astir men? 

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Sadly, the left's lone existent masculinity these days is coming from their admirals. But look, having a wide feminist constitute astir masculinity is similar having a vegan reappraisal The Outback Steakhouse. She'll marque everyone successful the spot miserable and you can't spot her with a knife. But it is funny, aft 300,000 years of functional biology featuring some antheral and pistillate organisms successful conscionable the past fewer decades, we person thoughtful experts deciding that each of that is wrong. What an about-face. It's not dissimilar Howard Stern.

I mean, speech astir a transition. On Tuesday, helium conducted an interrogation with Kamala Harris that was truthful simpering and feminine that I got my play portion listening to it. You should perceive what keeps him up astatine night.

HOWARD STERN: This is what keeps maine up astatine night. I don't recognize however my chap Americans. I don't adjacent recognize however this predetermination is close. And yes, I'm voting for you, but I would besides ballot for that partition implicit there.

Vice President Kamala Harris appeared connected Sirius XM's "The Howard Stern Show" successful a unrecorded interrogation connected Tuesday. (Getty Images)

Well, he's fractional right. We bash request a wall, you know, to support retired pack members, fentanyl dealers, quality traffickers and Ana Navarro. What's funny, though, is that Stern really thought that was a compliment. Stern has go specified a wussified sycophant helium doesn't recognize that telling Kamala that he'd ballot for a partition is telling her that helium knows she's arsenic dumb arsenic one. I mean, not to notation Trump is the partition candidate, not Cackles McKneepads. Stern got adjacent much pathetic, wondering however she doesn't nap.

HOWARD STERN: When you accidental you don't nap, I get it. Because, like, what you've taken connected is extraordinarily difficult. And I mean, bash you consciousness the unit of the infinitesimal successful the consciousness that, similar erstwhile I met you retired successful the hall, I said, I'm truly nervous due to the fact that I privation this to spell good for you. I privation it to spell good for the country.

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Hold on. I request a minute.

Vice President Kamala Harris appeared connected "The Howard Stern Show" connected Tuesday. (Getty Images)

All right, we're back. Now, remember, Stern utilized to propulsion baloney slices astatine strippers' butts. With accuracy, I mightiness add. Now, he's disquieted the imaginable person of the escaped satellite can't grip his verbal ft rub. I wonderment if helium utilized to get this tense for the strippers earlier he'd spank them connected their bare a**es with a dormant fish. Here's Stern connected anyone daring to poke a small amusive astatine Kamala.

HOWARD STERN: Even erstwhile I watched them connected Saturday Night Live with the... Where they person Maya Rudolph playing you. I hatred it. I don't privation you being made amusive of. I...there's excessively overmuch astatine stake. I judge the full aboriginal of this state close now-- I mean, arsenic America, onshore of the free, location of the brave, I deliberation it's virtually connected the line.

So, a feline who's expected to beryllium comic for a surviving present claims her candidacy is excessively important to gag about. This is simply a feline who erstwhile joked close aft the Columbine massacre that the killers should person raped the students earlier sidesplitting them. Not that I similar that, Stern, but this pendulum swing from saying the astir tasteless happening successful the beingness to putting your balls successful a tic tac container, you've got to wonderment what's going connected here. It's striking that the king of the astir misogynistic wit ever present turns into a breathless **** implicit a progressive, hopelessly shallow candidate. But possibly that's the explanation. 

This is Stern's self-imposed penance for subjugating women to demoralizing stunts, capitalizing connected hopeless females, thirsting for attention, adjacent if it's from an oily paddle striking their bare a**es. True, much of Stern's transformation is based chiefly connected a delusional hatred for Trump but it's besides coming from a bottomless hatred for himself and his past. And he's projected his loathing onto Trump, which gains him accolades from his Hamptons neighbors and his caller pal Jimmy Kimmel, who's besides doing penance for his sins of the past. 

But is Howard simply redefining masculinity? And wherefore is it ever the antheral lefties who are truthful hopeless to get escaped of masculinity entirely? It's guilt and self-preservation. Because scrape beneath the surface of immoderate wide antheral and what bash you find? A creep. Terrified of his priggish past. Piggish past. I mean, not priggish. What is priggish? And that fearfulness turns them into obedient mouthpieces for a wholly unqualified candidate. 

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They desperately forfeit logic and reason. And with that, each traces of masculinity. And so, Howard, you've been successful therapy for, what, 50 years? And I conscionable diagnosed your occupation successful 1 monologue. No worries. The archetypal sojourn is free.